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Star for funny AND for Chris Gethard gif. He’s become one of my heroes in a startlingly fast amount of time

Oh wow great, now WHERE THE FUCK IS SUIKODEN 2??????

Let’s be real, the reason they’re throwing catfish is because throwing pulled pork on to the ice would make a huge mess

Thank you for making me laugh for about an hour now. Made my morning

Seriously, I have never seen a less interesting-looking person in my life.

I love that you called him humorless when you’re the one not getting the VERY OBVIOUS joke. And A+ for bringing politics into a completely apolitical thread. Dipshits like you ruin the reputation for us liberals everywhere

This is honestly the stupidest comment I’ve seen on Jez

So let’s say the players take these kinds of agreements to court. I can see collusion charges coming up if a specific player of a certain stature is getting below-market contracts (or less money) due to these fine provisions. But are any judges going to buy it for the guys who will ACTUALLY receive these provisions

I mean, it wouldn’t solely be for promotional purposes. She’s widely agreed to be one of the top players on the Tour. If they at least gave her the opportunity to play in, that would be recognizing her stature and position in the game

Jesus, you really know shit about fuck, don’t you

That’s a great gif. I don’t care enough about Ryan Adams to be offended you haven’t gotten into his tunes btw. But those are all worth checking out

You’re out of your mind. La Cienega is a great song, Gold is a great album, and Whiskeytown was a great band

Rare earth magnets are even BETTER. Girlfriend’s dad gave us a few to put on our fridge; they’re INCREDIBLY strong. Like, it takes real effort to touch their repelling ends.

Hayley Williams is lowkey a musical genius. She’s been making pop hits for like a decade at this point. I think she doesn’t get as much credit as she should because she started off in pop punk and that still inflects her sound a little bit, but that “Livin in the Real World” song from a few years back STILL gets

It seemed like they were playing really soft on Olynyk. He had some pretty easy layups when the C’s were making their run (and to be fair, some fluky shots. How does someone that ungainly sink a 3???), but it looked like the Wiz were afraid to guard him close or else he would take a dive.

I would go so far as to call her legitimately unattractive

Yeah, goddamn millennials with their complete misunderstanding of what constitutes creative content. Definitely a good call to blame a young person here

It really was the feel good story of the weekend

Phenomenal work, Billy. Really enjoyed it

1st: I mean, if Bentley keeps making a luxury version of the Thunderbird, maybe it’s not just Brexit?