The sky is blue, water is wet, and Rockstar will never meet their original timetable. Not complaining though; their quality is so consistently high that a delay to tighten it up is FINE

I’ve been saying this since the campaign, but I’m about 80% certain he’s got Alzheimer’s

I’ll definitely grant you some of those points (I’ve got some serious open-world fatigue going on right now), but Ubi also blessed us with Rayman Legends, one of the most flat-out delightful games I’ve ever played. I’ve nearly 100%ed it, and I still keep coming back for the great music and animation.

Why do you have an anti-Ubi policy?

You forgot the absolutely awful looking boxing gloves

I honestly thought that was just a weird picture of Paul Hollywood, not Taylor whateverhisnameis. What a bizarre connection to make

Ted Danson should have won an Emmy for the prostate cancer subplot. He was INCREDIBLE as George during that time period

I was going to say that the dunk tank should be filled with hot crude oil, but this is even MORE diabolical

You know, I always thought Reali was a bit of a turd, but good on him for being upfront about his struggles like this

Classic

So in other words, the most obvious fucking place imaginable. Jesus, one big headslap moment. Thanks!

I have a pretty low opinion of Uber in general, but I’m not too pissed off about them trying to keep it private. Like you said, they’ve had a bad year already so they’re just trying to keep their no-doubt-numerous shitty deeds from affecting their bottom line even more.

+1 for Stitches gif

Thanks, internet stranger. No joke, it made me feel good

I’m just dying that they called it “Fox News Specialists”. It feels like a joke suggestion by one of the producers that actually got picked up

Thanks for these examples. Scanning them VERY quickly, it looks like Scalia was more interested in how the cases in question were affected by very basic Constitutional rights as opposed to what existing law indicated. In those (VERY SPECIFIC) situations, he hewed closer to (basically prehistoric) law, as opposed to…

That’s interesting, I wasn’t aware of that. Do you have examples of his opinions on such cases?

Damn, don’t know how I could forget that. I was working at a restaurant when we found out, and the managers grabbed some top shelf bourbon and poured one for everyone at the bar including staff. It was great

I’m going to tell you from some experience, people considering suicide don’t give a shit about the resources available

I wasn’t alive for the first three, and, I mean, if we’re talking about fictional characters, that’s a whole other list.