OMG they’re so cute!!!!

Apparently becoming Iron Man gave Doom some wicked air guitar skills

“I know of people from Europe who came here through Mexico illegally simply for free healthcare”

Oh man, I HATE the bumpers on the DS4. They’re impossible to reach while you’re hitting the triggers. Plus, the DS4's touchscreen is HORRENDOUSLY implemented. Either games try to use the directional sensitivity and screw it up (GTA V being a prime example; the swiping is all over the place), or they just give up and…

The other issue during that last quarter was that the Spurs couldn’t buy a bucket. Unbelievable how shoddy their shooting was, ESPECIALLY when Patty Mills didn’t shoot to draw a foul on Harden. I’m a Bulls fan, but I was SCREAMING at my tv

You have the English writing competency of a kindergartener, but at least you’ve got that going for you!

Bethesda can blacklist Kotaku all they want-I honestly have no problem with it-, but leaks OFTEN are better for companies, since it can get people excited for the finished product.

I was trying to think of a good way to phrase this, and you NAILED it. I only played the demo (which sufficiently convinced me that I should NEVER buy it), but even for that “first hour” I was taking my time to look over every damn inch of playspace, try to find alternate routes, etc. The slow burn aspect is KEY to…

You don’t think review scores affect game sales?

You . . . do know how websites make money, right? People reading articles.

Strong disagree. It’s just a series of streaks on either side, with some wildly variable defense

It’s been a pretty boring postseason so far, but I’m FINALLY going to sit down for the Spurs-Rockets series consistently, and both conference championships should be wildly entertaining

3rd Gear: Kind of brilliant. Musk knows that Trump has no problem making exceptions in policy for his pals, so he figures he can hire the folks he needs first and apologize later

Jimmy Carter is the best ex-President of all time, and this is not up for debate

I wish I could give 100 stars. Fight the good fight

This weeping, red-eyed fucker. How do you think that kid’s family feels, you piece of spicy-Thai-fueled shit???

That pie sounds worthy of a brag for SNS alone. Congrats!

Apropos of nothing in this article, it seems like Deadspin has completely excised cycling coverage. Which is really a shame! The Giro d’Italia started up today and has a lot of potential to be a great race this year, and I’d love to see some additional coverage beyond boring-ass Cycling News

Chicago would like to have some words with you. MLK said it was the most segregated city he’d ever seen

What you’re saying is true in a world without tax breaks for buying specific vehicles. I read somewhere that something like 40% of pickup sales have some kind of tax exemption or credit due to the buyer working on a construction site and can thus write them off partially or wholly.