Neutral: Holy shit, you mean the last FORTY YEARS of people concerning themselves with price instead of manufacturing origin WASN’T wrong??? Who could have seen that coming???

Before I even saw the title, I thought it was a new Calvin and Hobbes book and my heart leapt out of my chest

The most egregious is a fucking portobello “burger”. Just call it a mushroom sandwich, you thirsty shits!

One of the biggest problems in converting carnivores like me to vegetarians is the reliance for so many on meat substitutes, which are universally gross (Some veggie friends gave me veggie bacon and told me it was real bacon; I nearly kicked them in the shins. Veg bacon tastes like chamois dipped in liquid smoke).

Late Registration too

No joke, I remember where I was the first time I saw the Through The Wire video and realized he was rapping while his jaw was still wired. That’s dedication, my friends

Also, the Prey demo is ass on toast

Also, the Prey demo is absolute butt

They’re morally even worse than pro sports, which is honestly saying something

Joakim Noah at his peak was an unmitigated JOY to watch. One of the few point centers ever; he and Thibs made sweet music when they were working together.

Just the best. He seems like he’s got a great sense of humor of the path his life has taken, and would be such a great guy to talk to

Came here to make the same comment. He had a Michael Jordan-level 2016, and his only nod was for Vision?

. . . I’m sorry; your library rents (modern) video games? Where do you live, I must move there immediately

That last paragraph continues to enrage me. I bought my PS4 TWO! FUCKING! YEARS AGO!, on the presumption that Sony would CONTINUE to bring classics from previous generations to the PS4. This has not happened, and I’m legitimately furious.

I had a debate with a Cleveland Tribe fan friend of mine after the Cubs won last year, and he really did push that LONG-debunked “Irish people were slaves too” line. I couldn’t fucking believe it; we both went to an exceedingly hippie school and he is by far further left than me, and he actually went to that well.…

All the more reason!

Those birds can live like 70 years! Best chance of getting rid of it soon is throwing it on the grill ASAP

Am I the only one who kinda likes this infrared Jeep? Not the 5spokers, those are garbage, but I like that color!

Between this and the Trubisky articles, you are racking up Cervertus pageviews/laughs

Jesus god, MY EYES! They burn!