Bobby, even though you don’t sport, I can assure you: Serena is honestly probably the greatest athlete of our time. You don’t win a major tennis tournament when you’re pregnant unless you’re in literally perfect shape 

There’s one PS4 controller that I heavily favored in my early days of getting into Enter the Gungeon. I’ve had to switch controllers because I’ve basically almost twisted it into pieces. You can feel a slight amount of give from where I’ve gripped it and twisted it so hard that the seams started falling out of flush.

Claire, your love of Spam is heartening. Not a secret shame at all, but one of the best breakfast sandwiches you will ever have consists of: Spam you fry in a dry skillet, just let it get all crispy; a perfectly over-easy egg; some cheddar; some sriracha (Rooster Sauce); all on an English muffin. I’ve made this for…

YEAH JEETS!

I’m working at a summer camp in northern Wisconsin and it was my turn to be DD for the night as we were all visiting our sister camp. My friend lets me use his sweet (for the time) Mustang to drive. After we leave the sister camp, I open this sucker up on the country roads when I see a pair of headlights following…

I cannot think of one reason why Nintendo doesn’t just go all the way and turn Mario Kart into Nintendo Kart. Captain Falcon hasn’t raced in a LONG time; he’s due, dammit!

Protein: Rick Bayless’ Mexican Everyday has a recipe for cochinita pibil that I pull out every so often; pork shoulder smeared with achiote paste and lime juice, wrapped in banana leaves, slow cooked until succulent and falling apart. Serve with warm tortillas, habanero salsa, limes, and red onion tossed with lime…

Seriously. That line raised my eyebrow as well. Damn millennials

I never see you on here except to complain when Jalopnik comes after Uber. You’re already really wealthy, Travis; GO GET A DIFFERENT HOBBY

I would pay at least $30 if Konami would remaster the Castlevania games from their 8 bit era through to Symphony of the Night. AT LEAST

It’s a scarce, limited resource, primarily concentrated in a few areas that have a vested interest in keeping prices as low as they can go. So . . .

RIP Vine

https://www.jonahryancongressman.com/my-struggle-the-jonah-ryan-story/

Nothing on the internet has ever been more true. ALL of my Bulls fan friends and I are at war with our excitement over this series for the exact reason that GarPax is now guaranteed another grace period.

This comment gained 120 stars in the span of about 10 seconds. That’s quality Kinja right there.

Reports that Roger Goodell was seen leaving his cell muttering “deflategate my ASS” are unconfirmed

The Browns have already signed him to a three year, $26MM contract

Such a pure reaction

I want to give you an incredibly platonic and friendly hug for this