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TBH, I kinda like the Prop Bros. They’re nice without being cloying, and they’re funny without being hammy. I don’t watch their show, though; this is based off of seeing them in various doctor’s office waiting rooms.

I am fucking dying at these. Thank you

It’s unfathomable to me that a guy like KG, who is a scholar of the game and who VERY CLEARLY learned a lot AND is willing to mentor fellow players, doesn’t have every team in the league beating down his door

I’m with you, but even more granular: who are the people who are fans of KYLIE??? I have a weird tolerance for Kendall mostly staying out of the limelight (disregarding the Pepsi debacle), but I just don’t find anything appealing about Kylie

No joke: thanks for this comment. I was legitimately interested in the factors.

Yoooooo, I had a “champagne” Acclaim for a while. I started calling it gold to give me slightly more of a semblance of wealth

And you would be correct!

“In my still-adolescent brain, you are a true baller if you have a used Porsche, a jet ski, and a pinball machine somewhere on your property. That is my holy trinity.”

Go fuck yourself

I mean, yes it is, but it’s also fascinating how someone this wealthy can be so completely clueless about very elementary aspects of US life.

A guy I worked with at a summer camp had this beautiful Volvo sedan from like 2001. The only time I went with him on a drive, he would accelerate up, then lightly brake, and repeat this on the ENTIRE TEN MILE DRIVE to get to town. I didn’t really know him that well, so I couldn’t say anything, but it was one of the…

Grim Fandango was absolutely RIDDLED with gamebreaking bugs; is Full Throttle any better?

I’ll freely admit I haven’t watched a game of this series, so I can’t be quite as objective as I’d like, but: where’s the coverage for Caps-Leafs??? Every game has gone to OT, the Leafs are doing their damnedest to shed their RICHLY deserved Sergio-Garcia-esque reputation for choking, AND they scored three unanswered…

I made something similar for some slow cooked pork the other night.

My GF and I make a point of having Tecate around at all times, because sometimes we just want an easy drinking can of suds, not our typical hipster beer. It’s amazingly good

I was gonna say . . . Joe’s is a tourist trap, but it’s one of those places that has (mostly) earned the good will

Wily baseball is the best baseball

*Reads headline*

It always kills me that Deadspin writes “is dead” instead of “has died.” Like they just finished making sure that was true