I STILL look up vintage Simmons just to remember what it was like when I was in college and full of hope that he wasn’t a complete fucking misogynist/hack

Someone someday is going to do a full oral history on Page 2 and I will read it three times in the same day.

Love this plan. There are a few phenomenal bakeries in pretty easy reach that we use depending on what kind of baked good we need. Plus! I just discovered Great Northern Hall in Grand Central makes some pretty kickass Scandinavian style breads (the sourness!), so I’m starting to dig around a bit with those as well.

It handily won Cook’s Illustrated taste-off of chicken broths and bouillons too

I’m currently unemployed, and I’ve had to force myself to severely cut down my gaming time and stop spending money on it. It’s way too easy to say, “oh, I’ll just play half an hour’s worth” and then watch that balloon to a three hour session.

He’s from California originally, so it makes sense that he’d own a house and relax there during the offseason

Gunther sighting on the far right!

Re: Carly Simon. It turns out You’re So Vain was actually about ME!

Good god, was that Peak Ellen Barkin? YEAH RIGHT he didn’t have a boner

Kranky, from Mexico. They’re basically chocolate covered corn flakes, and they’re impossible to put down

You are good for liking Coach Pop. He’s a good dude

For Sweden’s irrational fear is EXACTLY mine. It fucking sucks

Alternate headline: “Constant pants-shitter finally wipes”

Ok first: Barry, holy shit this was a great read. Thanks for this

To Patrick (and everyone): what’s the best way to learn how to follow cycling? I really want to start after catching the race today, but I’m not sure how to actually track individual characteristics

Citation needed

This is the only cricket dong I care about (and could find quickly)

I like how Subies look overall. There’s something sublime about their absolute refusal to try and look beautiful

Packers fan here. I loved the Rodgers-Munn pairing, for exactly the first two reasons you mentioned, not sure about the third.

That really sucks. Sorry to hear that