I have no interest in Pokemon whatsoever, and have seen a total of around 2 episodes, but DAMN that is well done. Sitting here misting up out of nowhere

I enjoyed Entourage (FAR prefer How To Make It In America, the Jon Snow to Entourage’s Robb Stark), but holy shit the movie is basically unwatchable. The movie cranks all the unlikeable bits to 11 and minimizes the actually likable pieces FAR too much

The typo you have as “fist in line” makes this even better

I’m definitely more likely to avoid anime-looking games, for all the reasons mentioned here and elsewhere. It’s not really cool to just bust out some game with scantily clad 14 year olds or with huge, heaving boobs.

I’m not sure that’s a good thing for outsiders, though. Like, I WANT to enjoy these games because they’re beautiful in motion, have really cool moves, and generally show a huge level of detail. The problem is that all those interior systems generally make the game look like a drawn-out footsie match.

Just wanted to drop in to say Nivea has been looking for people at nearly all levels of their marketing hierarchy

Fucking SAME. I ADORE the Bulls, but this year has been like watching a snuff film on repeat. GarPax is doing everything in their power to make the entire city hate that team

The Bulls are so flawed that I will MAYBE watch one game of their series before I decide to change over to something more exciting. And I’ve been a Bulls fan for 30-odd years!

I’m a huge Bulls fan, but Cleveland pretty clearly took it easy in those games. Chicago is completely fucked for at least the next 3 years

This is some top notch shit

“I didn’t run for any office”

All joking aside, that’s actually a pretty sensible move for both sides

Why in the fuck has there been so much coverage of the White Sox this season?

I’m ecstatic that they’re going to spend a good chunk of time back in NYC. Retracing Dev’s footsteps was extremely fun

Congrats on laying down the first incorrect take

Hey NFL owners: if you’re looking for someone to make a dog’s breakfast out of the league, I will do Goodell’s job for a FRACTION of his current salary. If you need a fuckup, I am CHEAP

Nah, it’s more fun to lord my excellent, sophisticated, and excellently sophisticated palate over a complete stranger

The taste is absolutely not the same if you’re not adding red wine.

Rob Liefeld might argue both of those points

Counterpoint: it legitimately won’t fucking matter. People are going to be attracted to people no matter what.