Aw poor guy.

He was very young (maybe his second year teaching, so maybe 24?) and I was 18, so he got way red and flustered and said something along the lines of “you didn’t need to tell me that.” I think he was worried that someone would overhear and think we were fucking on the side or something.

He got way flustered and said “you didn’t need to tell me that.”

what... is.... that

I would actually like to switch genitals for a day. AND OMG what did he say?

what did he say????

I’ve had my share of weird sex dreams (one memorable one where my partner and I decide to switch genitals), but the worst part of all of them is that sometimes I have dreams where I forget that all these men I’ve slept with are just figments of my imagination, and someone threatens to tell my boyfriend what a cheating…

Just to clarify, I would not fuck Ditto the Pokemon.

HIS ACCENT IS REAL HE IS A REAL BRITISH PERSON YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH

Leopard print belongs on leopards and leopards only. Irks me even more than the name.

Sober, no.

Not with someone else’s vag.

I was thinking the same. He’s not ugly or anything, but he is comically too young for me.

But not by a celebrity! Hey-Ooooo!!!

Came here to say this, especially the C-section thing - that’s just wrong. Usually asymptomatic pregnant women with HSV start suppressive therapy around 34 weeks for prevention, and go on to have perfectly normal vaginal deliveries. I mean it really sucks that she has herpes now, but I’m not sure this is a legally…

Yep! My brother got herpes from his first sexual partner in high school, and he gave it to my SIL (all info second-hand from my mother). I have a niece and a nephew both born after she was infected.

Can people stop freaking the fuck out about herpes? One in six Americans has genital herpes. It’s absurdly common, very treatable, and once on Valtrex, the vast majority of people with the disease have extremely rare outbreaks or even none at all after contracting it.

ETA: The doctor who provided my friend’s abortion and who continued with amazing follow-up was pregnant at the time. She is a hero.

Protesting happened in the 80s, too. While escorting a friend to PP in Chicago, there was a group outside. Some protester screamed, “Think about it!” to a woman who was just entering the clinic. The woman turned, and with the most powerful and venomous look said, “I HAVE thought about it.” (The “you asshole” didn’t…