Have you considered that maybe this very important historical trilogy doesn’t take place on planet Earth? Or maybe it is a mirror world. We don’t know. Maybe they will explain that in next year’s movie when they burst through the veil and stumble upon Earth and are very confused about our map.

I LOLed. Not to take away from Meghan’s badassery, but I’m sure you could have done the same thing with a team and a glam squad. <3 

Wow.
Meghan, 2 days after giving birth: walks red carpet in heels and white dress, graciously speaks to the press, smiles.
Me, 2 days after giving birth: gingerly rolls body off bed, stumbles barefoot into bathroom, sees reflection in mirror, bursts into tears.

Exactly! Back in my day, face tattoos were strictly for those doing hard time (tear drops for kills!). the most hard core people I knew had neck tattoos but nothing on the face. Times have changed. I’m going outside to yell at a cloud. 

Haven’t worked fast food since I was a wee one.

odds are, this person was already a shitty fucking being—this trait merely gets enhanced by the one-two combo of alcohol and racism..

It’s a simple thing that explodes into a big fucking deal to people like that because they’re so goddamn insecure and fragile.

Right below the Big Smack.

And to the left of the McFlurry o’Fists.

It’s listed right after the 10-piece McKnuckle.

If you don’t want people to punch you, don’t grab them by the shirt collar and jerk them towards you. If you want them to stop hitting you, let go of the shirt collar.

“I couldn’t control you,”

after the woman generously decided to give her attacker a lifetime supply of Filet-o’-Fist sandwiches.

While I am proud of her for defending herself, I cannot believe the other crew members and managers just stood there and watched her get attacked 🤨!!!! I worked at McDonald’s as a teenager, and was a manager too, and there is no way my 18 year old ass would have stood for that shit, and calmly spoken to a customer tha…

How to Get Away with Murder: Be a rich, white man

LITERALLY GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER

Yeah but this woman was a slut and like “rough sex” so that means anything that happens to her is ok. I know every time I have rough sex, someone nearly dies. Its completely normal. If you consent to rough sex obviously you are consenting to your own murder. Plus she was drinking and probably showing too much leg. 

I can easily see this case getting reviewed as unduly lenient.

Yeah ... no. Murder doesn’t become okay because you do it during sexual intercourse.

All religions end up trying to get money or free labor from their adherents, but Scientology is so interesting because someone DID sit down with the explicit purpose of making up some wacky shit and making money from it.

SCIENTOLOGY: THIS.

These people are nuts. As Mike Rinder said “The difference between a cult and a religion is what happens to you when you try to leave.”

The fact that they deny claims that are so easily provable is laughable.