PARENTS KNEW AND DID NOTHING LOL OK I DONT CARE HOW MUCH OF A FAIL PLAN THIS WAS, DO SOMETHING, DAMN.

Okay, I am not defending her actions AT ALL, but having worked at animal shelters, I can tell you that the amount of people who dump their unwanted pets on the side of the road, at intersections, etc. is huge. I'd rather this lady do what she did (safely restrained with his stuff where someone could find him) rather…

"Rayner said she panicked as she had to get to the last train to Aberdeen with her daughter, who suffers from asthma."

Yes, Charlie, Kim's ass is giggly- it's laughing all the way to the bank.

you can't get high on laser.

They aren't doctors. They can't get the good stuff.

So, do you mean "jiggly" or did he really say that with a hard G, like...her ass giggles?

Mine has more of a throaty chuckle.

Way to Go, Charlie. You've managed to make a Kardashian look mature and dignified in comparison.

I know it's been said, but your daughter is SUPER ADORBS.

Your daughter is absolutely beautiful - tell her we said so.

Ginger Revolution would be an awesome band name.

Your daughter is beautiful. Seriously, that first image is so lovely and the second is just so weird.

I paid $4 extra my daughter's freshman year for the "basic retouching" on her pictures, because it seemed pretty worth it to avoid some last-minute pimple tragedy/meltdown. The form said it would take care of stray hairs, blemishes and other minor imperfections. So we get the pictures back and she looks like a…

Chokin on a chicken wing and had to do the Hind-Lick

Funny comment, but as someone who's eaten a lot of ass over the years, I can say quite authoritatively that if it's been properly cleaned (admittedly a valid concern for a tailgate party rim job such as this), and as long as the person being rimmed doesn't have a flatulence problem, then asshole doesn't taste or smell…

i really admire the simplicity of this one.

Well, that's one way to tailgate