If Ariana Grande isn't a baby, then why did she sing the word "baby" that one time and then again that other time?

THE ESTABLISHMENT WILL REJECT THE TRUTH

Um, so are babies. Their skull bones don't fuse for a good while after birth.

This shows the way in which we are so vested in picking apart victims's testimony about their rapes, adamant that they have unassailable crystal clear versions of events even if they can't because the events themselves are traumatic, hazy, and might be too horrible to remember (Like Lena Dunham's Buzzfeed piece…

Maybe it isn't that Jackie is the "wrong person to represent" and actually this article is a complete clusterfuck. .

Dammit can't you people stop spoiling Sons of Anarchy???

I know a few women who have had surprise births, though nothing as dramatic as this. I mean, think - if it's not induced labor, it's a fucking surprise. Some people just have extremely fast deliveries, which in a way, is really all that is unusual about this story - otherwise she would have gone into LABOR on a plane,…

So... Can we name the baby South West? Or is Kanye gonna be mad if we do?

Penis is absolutely clinical. I don't know anybody, male or female, who thinks "penis" is sexy.

"We're allowed to say penis, but vagina is automatically gross?"

seeeee that's where I get kinda pants tingly but I'm into that as long as it's paired with a bit of a chokehold and some slapping.

Really? I love cock over dick. Dick makes me sound like a highschool boy. Cock is so dirty and...HNNNG

holy crap! is that a real, live clam? i don't think i have ever seen one before. who is the first person that looked at that and thought - hmm, could be tasty? i learned something new today.

Cock, cunt and fuck always struck me as a complete set. All equally succinct and visceral. I can see how some would find them a bet aggressive.

Star for Miss Jackson.

As a guy, I think "cock" is sexier than "dick," it has a fuller sound (dick has that thin "i" sound, and no one wants their penis to sound thin), but I realize I might be a minority here, and I guess women might feel better saying "dick" vs. "cock." I suppose "cock" is a little bit dirtier or whatever.

Nothing ruins a romantic moment quite like the word "vagina."

CLAM. NO.

"Cooze"? Seriously? That sounds like something that's infected.