I’m with you— livable wage for all! And get rid of the low hourly wage for tipped employees!

In the meantime, though, since we’re stuck with a GOP that doesn’t want any of that “socialist crap”, tip nicely!

I think Peele got to have his cake and eat it, too. The original ending is what everyone thinks is going to happen right at that moment, so you get that bit of commentary very strongly, even if it’s only implied. Then you get the immense relief of a still perfectly plausible alternative (we know Rob’s been tracking…

Yo, what are you talking about? She makes it all the way up to the blue line five out of six times, doesn’t fall down, SKIS BACKWARDS, and doesn’t degrade herself or her country with showboating theatrics. Just good, clean skiing. Give this woman the Gold medal for efficiency and self respect.

I know these deaths get a lot of grief but I actually liked them. They made me AFRAID to die. Instead of ‘Oops, died, reload from quick save’ I was like ‘OH GOD I MUST NEVER TRIGGER THIS ANIMATION AGAIN. D:’ It made dying in game actually UNPLEASANT.

Yay! Let’s take phrases that most people use in a completely innocuous way, drag their racist origins out of obscurity, dust ‘em off, and teach them to everyone so that people can be offended by them again!

I have! I will see anything with Paul Rudd/Amy Poehler (ok except her new movie with Will Ferrell...idk about that one).

She wouldn’t be competing if the IOC had balls.

Here I thought the question would be about asking for just a glass of water and no food.

Peele’s announcement of his decision was quickly followed by Keegan Michael Key chasing after him, saying he can’t go because he “forgot his jacket.”

“On Thanksgiving night”.

Or go to literally any other banking institution, since they have been so unreliable...

Starbucks is awful. They burn their beans for their “signature taste” but it just tastes bad to me. McDonald’s is watery even though I have coworkers who love it. Weirdos. Dunkin is my choice of the three (haven’t tried 7-Eleven). Medium Dunkin coffee, 1 cream, 1 sugar (easy/easy) tastes just right hot or iced.

This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.

Two things I never bring into the bathroom is food and phone. Some things just don’t belong in the inner sanctum.

Sounds like they’re not at all exactly like the characters from the show!

Aw, damn. They ended it just barely too soon. I would love to see a terrified Fred and Carrie desperately trying to pump gas on their way to the coast.

Thank you. Finding a hotel room cluttered? Fucking neurotic. Can you imagine living with a person like this?

Start meal planning to save $$ and reduce waste of food in fridge. Get better at baking bread.

God, I miss eating alone... I’m usually so much happier doing everything on my own- movies, shows, dinner. I have no idea why anyone thinks its weird.

Everyone knows the best way to get a servers attention is to place a stack of $1s on the table, announce that it is the servers tip and then take some away for every transgression.