I had a shitty job for 3 months right out of college at a Sports Authority back in ‘96. I remember the episode when George work at PlayNow. He told Jerry that if he walked around with a notepad in his hands and acted like he was writing something down, no one would bother him. I used this on many occasions when I did…

My best one is for the game clue. Guess a card you have in your hand. Your opponent will know they don’t have it and assume it’s the winner.

Yeah, but at the end of the day, the one thing that opens these people up to harassment/assault from men is that they’re women.

So long as women who feel most comfortable expressing their sexual selves through provocative dress are OK with the resulting attention, and do not try to label it as “microaggressions”, I’m OK with this. And yes, I mean attention. Civil, no-body-contact attention, not explicit propositions, “massages”, or assault,…

She “stars” on one of the most misogynistic shows on TV.

I would be careful ‘developing an intolerance’ just to avoid getting stuck in the snack trap, because all it takes is one person who actually has Celiac’s to see you munching on something that they would never be able to even stand near for you to be labeled as a liar and asshole.

i dunno...isn’t there an inherent good in visiting with Aunt Linda and providing her with some joy? teaching a kid (or anyone) to look outside of their own enjoyment, and toward the enjoyment of others, is incredibly helpful in raising a kind, empathetic person. it doesn’t mean that Aunt Linda’s needs are superior to…

Comparing guns to a heavily regulated item that you must take proficiency tests with, gain insurance for before you are licensed to operate, and have an entire police force built around monitoring... is amusing.

Yes, let’s get to the level of control we put on cars, then if this is still happening we can talk!

when a car is used to run through a crowd you should tell us the congresscritters who took money from the auto industry too.

Oh the Find Doug Forcett is an interesting thing to throw out there. I doubt our four heroes can do it, but it’d be interesting to get his take on how to escape.

Leave Hocus Pocus and Flight of Navigator alone!!!

So that was definitely supposed to be The Sandman at the beginning of the episode right?

Agreed. Fiance guys are the worst! They’re all “We should set a date for the wedding.” or “What do you think about a Spring wedding?”

It’s time to take up a collection to buy this man some huge frickin’ ugly circus tents. You want them in a structure? There, you got your structure. Don’t you wish you had the cars back?

“...then you can check to see if you were impacted by inputting your last name and the last six digits of your social into this form on the company’s dedicated website for the incident.”

So glad the program is being axed. Its a slap in the face to those of us who fought hard, spent alot, missed years of time, emotionally drained...etc to bring people here from another country through LEGAL routes.

Am I saying the kids of illegals did something wrong? Well no. Their parents did. They should blame their…

I’m going to partially disagree with you on the photographer and suggest you get a professional for the ceremony at the very least, and have them take some portraits of the bride and groom both before and after the ceremony, plus the wedding party. Check out their portfolios, get references and take some time finding…

I don’t understand the concept of meal kits when you can:

Especially if it's CHOCOLATE bread pudding. Sigh.

I'd like to add the opposite of #4. I have serious confidence problems. I always feel like I'm fraudulently in my position, and that I'm really just faking being good at my job. It can lead to self-sabotage but mainly is just constant stressing out. One sucky thing about this problem is that most bosses praise MUCH…