It sounds like she’s about to get a weapon and go to town on someone.

Thanks for the tip on the Swoobies! I have chest and back acne, which is worse in spots covered up by the bra. It sounds like a product worth looking into.

I just combined “When Harry Met Sally” with Star Trek: TNG in my head, so thanks for that. “They traveled across the universe to find each other after a communication got sent to the wrong ship..that was right after all.”

My husband’s a Best Buy Geek. Can confirm.

I worked at a Japanese steakhouse for a little while. Sushi, hibachi, cook-it-at-the-table type stuff. The owner was Japanese and she had raised her daughter (the manager) in Hawaii. The sushi chefs were Japanese. The entire kitchen staff? Hispanic. They would shout pick-up lines in Spanish, blare the local Spanish…

Jalopnik readers, heed my tale of woe.

Please, please don’t make your children hug someone if they don’t want to. The threes in my class know that they can always say “no” to unwanted touches, even from teachers. I teach them to ask others for hugs or to say, “Do you want a hug?” If you teach your children to respect their own boundaries and those of…

If I can see underwear, they’re not pants. I say this as someone who likes to flaunt what I have sometimes.

Taught to be taut.

That second one reminded me of Key & Peele. “I’m just really easygoing and it’s been 5 minutes and we’re just now getting our menu? Don’t be sorry; be better.” (Link NSFW)

A lady in our neighborhood gave out graham crackers.

I add milk to the eggs, then cook them with a little butter. Delicious.

I read that in my relatives’ MN accent. I love listening to them talk when I visit!

I don’t have any pictures. But I made roasted butternut squash and maple-glazed chicken with apples (from FoodNetwork). It was amazing and tasted like fall.

That’s much better! Can every Penny Arcade comic be like this last panel?

My question is why we can’t just import Japanese saran wrap. http://theweek.com/articles/44815…

This lonely dweller. Who is he talking to?

I do the initiation rite. Each child born gets a number. When they grow up, they get sent out into the wasteland with only a vault suit and their fists. If they survive, they get recalled and a name. I’ve only lost one so far; I might have to increase the time.

Shut UP, HEATHER

What’s your damage?