You’re assuming we’re not lazy procrastinators.

OK, it was an internet hour (2 actual hours)

Thanks to you, I wasted an hour. Then I looked up Boy Meets World and wasted another one.

My mom took me to something called “No Shame” theater. One of the performances was a guy who got a copy of a Full House script and changed all of the stage directions to something unsettling (she hangs a necklace of skulls around her neck, etc). Then he had a group of people perform it, reading the stage directions…

There used to be a coffee shop in college (before it got bought out) that had special drinks on their menu. Things like, “Snickers,” “Almond Joy,” etc. The baristas enjoyed making them, since they were legitimately part of the menu, and the customers knew what they were getting. People who try this crap at Starbucks…

My husband and I were behind someone who must have been high at a Subway one time. They wanted their sandwich piled high with every kind of meat and cheese they had, plus as many veggies as they could cram onto it, but they didn’t want to pay extra for any of it. Those poor Subway workers were trying to figure out how…

Nothing’s as good as the “The Fist” at Frecklebitch’s. http://saintsrow.wikia.com/wiki/Freckle_B…

I get horrible migraines the next day when I eat too much salt. As much as I love 5 Guys, I have to make sure to stay hydrated when I eat there. So, I can see this happening.

And yet, when my husband and I wanted to bring a tiny pack of chorizo into America, customs wouldn’t let us because of “health reasons.”

You have to admit, there is some Importance to Being Earnest.

Except Josie and the Pussycats was a giant middle finger to marketing and selling out.

I’m glad you mentioned that; those were my only two options! I guess I could keep it in the bedroom, where the cats don’t go.

Full Throttle

This is also great advice for quiet people who feel we have nothing to say. If we ask them questions about what they just said or restate it back to them, we don’t have to carry the conversation at all. If a question doesn’t seem appropriate, just make some empathetic noises.

Thanks for the tip. I’m on my 10-minute break for one of the weekend challenges and it feels good!

In NC, at least, teachers need an updated TB test. Some employers will accept a screening, but I usually get one every year during my physical just in case I’m going to switch.

Antifaz, let’s be friends! I hate low-fat anything. It’s like sugar-free: worse for you in the long run.

http://www.marthastewart.com/354836/strawbe…

In my experience:

Is that what it looks like? All I ever get is a message saying, “Waiting for players.”