Speaking of weird ads about bodily functions; I just saw this commercial...at least I think I did. It could have been an acid trip. But then I don’t do drugs. But it tops anything Thinx can throw out.

I have a friend who was in the navy and worked at Walmart for a while. He absolutely would have done this for shits and giggles, because he is a dirty minded sailor.

There is a board book called Penis Pokey that constantly gets put with the kids’ books. I mean, sure, I guess any kid with a penis could play with it, but, like, that’s not the target audience.

‘A perfectly reasonable product next to a dangerous and heinous one,” thinks both political parties.

#cocksnotglocks?

It’s typical convert behavior. They feel so guilty about their past, so insecure in their new found delusions, that they start punching down to curry favor.

Honestly, I find that some of the most bigoted and hypocritical Christians tend to be 'newer' ones that were hellions earlier in life. I think that once they've latched onto Christianity they feel like they have to make up for lost time or something by being extreme in all they're views.

You know what I thought off when I read that quote? Rachel Dolezal.

“She wasn’t even a Christian until four years ago,” he says.

Don’t they both pretty much hate the product, but did it just for the sweet sweet piles of monies? That’s the impression that I get.

Together, Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart formed the couple of one of modern Hollywood’s most loathesome franchises.

“It’s been a seven year nightmare for me and my family”, you know, none of whom died. “I’m truly sorry for what happened”, which I won’t take responsibility for or admit guilt for, despite the fact that, DUH, it’s actually my fault.

yeah jez really hates ryan and blake...not sure why? beauty and wealth? they just really seem to despise their style. it’s really mean and confusing.

When did atheists decide to get into a contest over who are the whiniest bitches with Christian fundamentalists?

I’m really ready for her sanctimony pony to throw a shoe.

This is the first thing I thought of when I heard the story. What kind of fucked up school doesn’t go on lock down, then evac everyone, and bring in the bomb squad? My school had at least one bomb threat a year and this was always the protocall.

Man, even when I was in school in conservative, rich, white people town 10 years ago, they shut EVERYTHING down, evacuated the students, and called in the bomb squad (dogs and all) just for a phoned in threat.

Seriously. My mom said ‘Better safe than sorry’. SHUT UP MOM, DAD DOESN’T LOVE YOU, I’M FINDING A NEW MOM, said her 28 year old daughter.

I once built a gravity-powered trebuchet out of an old basketball hoop stand and brought it to school. Our middle school let us build literal rockets, with explosive engines, for class. My crafts class in high school let us use oxy-acetylene torches and handle molten metal. I guess what I’m saying is, if “make cool…

Did anyone else see this excellent kid on Chris Hayes last night? “I call it the interrogation room because it’s where I was interrogated.”