As fucked-up as Shia LeBeouf is, watching people chant "He will not divide us" in the days after the election got me through some pretty rough shit. He's a train wreck, but he's not even a little bit of a Trump supporter.

Dead Trump: Do Not Eat.

RIP Ass Dan, we hardly knew ye.

Hurry up! Mime's a-wastin'!

Quincy Jones doesn't like The Way it Makes Him Feel.

He plays Satan in my favorite late-night movie, Rapturepalooza. I watched it on a whim (I think it was on Netflix for a while?) and it was just brilliant. Locusts and asshole crows and virgin Anna Kendrick, and Craig Robinson was outstanding as a hilarious and unrepentant devil.

I'm in metro Orlando, and I freaked out about the giant-ass hunter spider in my bathroom until I found out they eat roaches. Then I calmed right the fuck down, because anything that eats those fuckers, even a spider as big as my hand, is welcome in my house.

What happens if you point out "The Confederacy lost, get over it already!"

I remember her from The Journey of Natty Gann, which was my first introduction to John Cusack. I loved that movie when I was a kid.

Yeah, you had men chasing women with the implication of rape. Then you had an older lady with a broom chasing a pirate, because old ladies don't take that shit.

Hey, I'm in Orlando too! I never go to the parks, though. Too expensive.

Right?? *googles actress* Oh for the love of God, she is literally almost 50.

I just really wish they'd take her out of the ponytails and dog collar. Even goths change their style up once in a while.

Wait, what? Cite?

Beep… beep… beep…

He's lucky. If he were a black man, he'd have been dead as soon as the cops arrived.

Impeachment does nothing without conviction. It takes 2/3 of the Senate to convict. Republicans have shown that they will give a pass to any fellow Republican, no matter what he or she has done, and even if Democrats were to win every single seat up for reelection in 2018, it wouldn't get us to 2/3. So yeah, Trump…

Just like how if he lost, the election was fixed. But since he won, it wasn't fixed.

Yeah, I've been following the bill and calling my Senators. I pray that this comes back to bite the right-wing in the ass.

Why do they care whether it's a good case? He's paying them good money. They'll file a million cases if he has the money.