I've heard that before, but I'm still waiting to see it. "Mr. Kinja is not coming now, but he will surely come tomorrow."

Aw, someone recognized me! I've been waiting years for this!

Clearly, my fingers are far from the pulse of pop culture.

A few years ago, a building exploded near my workplace. Turned out it was a warehouse used to store Chuck E. Cheese animatronic characters, and the explosive was some experimental fuel oil the owner (who is also the guy who created Whack-a-Mole) was developing. Said the local paper about the first guy on the scene:…

Only happens after pretty blonde white women are killed.

Do the Boy Scouts sell delicious cookies with crack as the secret ingredient? Girl Scouts forever!

I feel bad for all the girls who were super-stoked about the show, and who're now devastated it's been canceled. Being an adolescent girl is like being bipolar and off your meds; you feel everything so intensely, all the time. (For the record, I've been both those things. Not at the same time.)

You could have kept Spider-Man, just lost the intro scene. It would have been a million times funnier if the audience had said, like the characters, "Who the fuck is this guy?" We wouldn't have seen his face in full until the post-credit scene, and that last line (Love you, May) would have packed a hell of a punch.

I have to keep reminding myself it´s a Cap´Murca flick, not an Avengers flick.

No, he said in an interview that Bucky's not in BP at all.

Gotta nuke something.

Does he not remember them doing that exact thing in Muppets Take Manhattan? There's a damn song about it!

Was that where Mark McKinney played a skinhead who got punched in the nuts?

Then who's onstage??!!

I read it quite a few times, but I still never quite understood the ending.

Fucking "Silver on the Tree," that ending was BULLSHIT.

L'Engle was Episcopalian, I think.

Yes, "Many Waters" had the twins (who aren't really in the other books) going back in time to Noah's day. There are also unicorns.

And the restaurant looked at him?

I have finished
the book
that you've been
bitching about