The FREEDOM to die. Because it's wrong to force people to wear trackers just because it might save their lives. FREEDOM!

I was too smart, and drifted my way all through school (except for the things that were fun to work on). Then I went to law school, and all the debts came due. I was not prepared! Comeuppance achieved.

Best yo mama joke in history.

Kids in the Hall.

Bill Cosby drugged and raped over sixty women! It's a fact!

Christina Hendricks did when she was on that episode of Firefly. Also Dottie Underwood did it to Peggy Carter. Drug-laced lipstick is the best lipstick.

Internalized sexism is a thing. :/

I actually do this— I'm into vintage style and do a lot of 40s sets. It can take anywhere from 30-90 minutes to put up my hair, and it needs to dry overnight. It makes getting ready in the morning pretty quick, though, because I take out the pins and brush it out, and I'm good to go. No blowdryers for Kay!

All of their riffs are the best. I think because they seem genuinely amused by the film, where the guys seem just irritated.

I love every one of those shorts aimed at women. I've seen Word to the Wives idk how many times, and it's always funny. Same with Cooking Terms and What They Mean, and Three Magic Words. "No, woman, you're doing it wrong, let a man tell you how to do this." No idea why, but those are the most hilarious to me.

It looked like a compressor to me, but now I can't remember if it made the loud noise that compressors do. Maybe it was a repurposed animal-tagging setup?

I saw it as more "even his wife doesn't support him, so why should we?" Also with the wife couching her request in loving him and wanting him to repent, it gives them plausible cover (if they aren't true believers) or stiffens their spines (if they are).

The whole book may still be available on Kindle for free.

TBH, that still would have been better than stoning.

When Janine waved hi to everyone, I thought she didn't even know what was about to happen, and I about broke down right then. Then "Not too hard, okay?" GOD.

It wasn't done in the heat of the moment. It was calculated and sterile and done under anesthesia. I think that's scarier, because it's so deliberate. We think of amputation-as-punishment as something that's done in the heat of the moment, with a screaming crowd and dust in the air. That's a lot more foreign to most…

Was it both hands, as someone mentioned above? Or just one? I couldn't look either.

It's a fact!

Wow, that's one hell of a callback.

There are plenty of kids on Harvard's waitlist who aren't scandals waiting to happen. I don't blame Harvard for going with them.