It can be two things.

For real, that's the reason my senator gave for not holding town hall meetings.

You seem to be ignorant of the fact that a man did buy a ticket and his money was not refused. Google it.

I have zero problem with that. I'd be happy they get to enjoy a movie they're passionate about and have been waiting for for far too long.

I was informed that carbon dating doesn't really work; the scientists just tell you it does because they don't love Jesus. (Yes really.)

*challenges you to a game of horseshoes* *A GAME OF HORSESHOES*

I just want a rock.

…I don't think so.

I think you mean Amy Adams.

Oooh, what did he say?

S C R A M

(steps in) New York hasn't… (chases your bear)

Oh my God I must see this. Are you going to sue too? Better get in quick before they can slap you with a 12(b)(6)!

Actually, it's a civil matter, not a criminal one. (Ah, I love the feel of pedantry in the morning!)

Come on, we all know the cake is a lie.

Incel kills me. "Women won't fuck us! Let's do everything we can to pull them down; they'll be sure to love and respect us then!"

Feminist methods and worldview are a) believing that men and women are equal, and b) fighting to make them equal in the eyes of society and the law. What's to object about that?

If only there were major superhero movies starring white men! Alas, until that time, men will have to suffer in silence.

Oh my God you are so adorable. *pinches cheeks*

Wow.