Needs some Rastafication.

He became governor of Florida.

Well I don't know about that.

The other lady wasn't miked and Joan was, which led me to believe Joan was a plant.

As a Blue Floridian, I welcome our the citizens of the great state of Blue Texas to the New United States of America.

Take that, Al Gore!

But he's already running again. Candidate Vulgarian AND President Vulgarian, all stuffed into one orange skin that's about to split.

That's… not… FUDGE!!

Tax cuts expire or can be repealed. I'll take that chance. Everyone's working toward 2018, right? We're all going out canvassing?

But if conventional bombs get you the love of the people, NUCLEAR bombs will make them adore you! Right? Right? LOVE ME DADDY!!

Of course not! Opiate addicts need rehabilitation and government help.

That's the one thing that consoles me about this whole situation. Trump could be competent about turning the country into a dictatorship, and the Republicans would happily walk into it. We're lucky he's an idiot.

Jesus FUCK, I could only wish. I'll go from a 3-bedroom house to a fucking studio apartment if I can live in a country that makes sense. Also, we get the nukes. They can't be trusted.

I don't even know anymore.

I don't know about that last. He liked the tongue bath he got from the media after dropping bombs on ISIL. (Fareed Zakaria, I expect better from you.)

Thank you. I tried to make it out, but it's been a hell of a week and I'm drunk off my ass.

WE… ARE… COMEY.

Jacobs asked a man if he could stone him. The man said no. Then Jacobs dropped a pebble on his shoe when he wasn't looking.

Joshua will Judges this Ruth-lessly.

Cut me some slack, Jack!