If domestic violence is a preexisting condition, so is a bar fight.

Just one Pepsi!

I know it's rapey as shit, but goddamn if I don't love Overboard.

I can't help but think a patriotic America would take a look at the Preamble to the Constitution and notice that health care falls directly under "ensure domestic tranquility" and "promote the general welfare." Hell, you could make an argument for "provide for the common defense" as well. A robust health care system…

I want to find one and ask him if he thinks New Yorkers are real Americans. If he doesn't (which he won't), I want to ask him if he thinks America was attacked on 9/11.

Yeah, she wouldn't have been able to hide it anyway. I got the impression that she didn't tell anyone she was late; Rita probably knew because she does the laundry, and she told Serena.

Does that have much spam in it?

They love progressive principles, they just don't want to switch the team they cheer for.

There's The Path, which is not nearly as slashy as I had expected for a show starring Will Graham and Jesse Pinkman.

We've got well-Yvonneted powers of wordplay.

So non-living life is great, but actually being given the chance to live is bad? Jfc, we don't need to argue reductio ad absurdem; they do it to themselves.

Thankee-sai.

All things serve the Beam.

AFAIK, Pence doesn't want to drop bombs willy-nilly while wiping his ass with the Constitution, so I say bring him on. We can outlast him.

I promise not to kill you.

Religion is more a tribal marker in America than an actual theology or set of ideals to live up to. See the overwhelming support among evangelicals for Trump. The Gileadites aren't taking over because they believe in God, they're taking over because it's their chance for their tribe to be on top.

This is the first TV show ever that's given me literal nightmares, and that was why. I could get past the FGM, as I don't have direct experience with it, but I'm literally out protesting every week. I mean, it wasn't just a single burst and then even the other cops being shocked. It was all the cops shooting.

How soon we forget Glenn Beck.

My boyfriend wanted to see this one movie, which was a sequel to what he said was an awesome movie (which I'd never seen). But he didn't want to have to spend money on it, so he made me buy the tickets. And that is how I lost $16 watching Highlander 2.

So Fyre Festival tickets were the prize for the essay contest?