I Still Believe.

And Swinton even said "If you want to tell me to fuck off, off I will fuck." (May not be an actual quote.)

So it's Italian— the character is still Asian. Or are you saying that because it's an Italian opera, it can't be made into an American movie?

You would salt fish from the Dead Sea!

No, since it's not in the Bible. Some guy in the 1800s made it up, and people ran with it.

Not to mention the Rapture, which is Bible fanfic that too many people signed onto as fanon.

That would be the best present ever and I would never ask Santa for anything again, and I would always say Merry Christmas forevermore.

My theory is that he's trying desperately to get someone, anyone, to take this away somehow. Then he can play conservative martyr, hold as many Hitlerian rallies as he wants, and start his conservative alternative to Fox News. He'll be a star forever, without having to read a teleprompter or a briefing. Is there any…

Yet there's not enough time to read intelligence briefings or learn about basic diplomacy. Jesus Fucking H Tapdancing Christ.

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic (because AVC) but I'll answer earnestly: they are attempting to normalize white supremacy as just an alternate right-wing point of view. I want to twist their framing (because it's awfully snappy) so people don't forget what this is really about.

The other side will have to run Zaphod Beeblebrox. It's the only way.

I don't know if I can ever bear to see Hamilton. Maybe, once this whole nightmare is over. If there's a happy ending.

Who looks disturbingly like a young Robert Redford?

Alt-reich, y'all. Make it happen.

I'm always suspicious when an article has a spin that makes me feel good. What are they trying to hide?

Dispose of the corpse and send a corsage to his widow.

If it's programming for me and my friends, it's all gay male porn, all the time.

I remember the skit where Ivana plays three-card monte with Trump for her divorce settlement. Which he then pays in the gigantic stone coins of the Yap Islanders. Hooks played Ivana, too. I wish she was around to play Melania.

Scott Brown?

Sha-shine, shine your love
Sha-shine, shine your love
Sha-shine, shine your love