What about blood? I thought the blood was compulsory.

I'm in for Josh Holloway.

I had generalized anxiety disorder as a teen in the 80s, back when it wasn't really well known, and I spent days huddled on the couch being afraid of the world. Literally the only time I wasn't anxious was when I was watching Sledge. It was so over the top it was reassuring somehow.

I just got the DVDs for this show, because gifs inform me it's everything I ever wanted. I was going to watch it last weekend, but events intervened and now I have to wait another 3 weeks. Goddammit.

Believable, sure. But it was a terrible thing to do and it was hard to watch, is what I'm saying.

I love this show like nothing else on TV right now, but this episode was really hard to sit through. Forcing someone to watch their own childhood abuse on a continuous loop is one of the worst things I can imagine. (And idc what his parents said; whether or not they were trying to save his life, they were cold and…

Dude, SPOILER.

His punches have the force of kicks!

I'm sure Kinga will get it back up there somehow.

Kilgrave is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

Oh. Hah. I blame Cornjob.

Disaster? We're pretty sure to hit 4.4 million for the 9 episodes. It's not the ideal 12, but it's still pretty good.

Yes there were. I went for three-breasted hooker, I got three-breasted hooker.

The white people have more nuanced characterizations— even Blaine has a somewhat sympathetic backstory.

My partner did the same thing.

*offers a peach*

The only cassingles I remember buying are Depeche Mode's "Enjoy the Silence" and Indigo Girls' "Closer to Fine." Oh, and Styx's "Show Me the Way." I'm not ashamed of any of these.

Yeah, of the two I always paid more attention to Capatch. I like guys with big noses, what can I say? Love that Patton became a breakout star though!

I so badly want to buy the write-your-own-obscure-riff reward, but I keep reminding myself that I don't have $6500 to spend. Even though it would be awesome, and if I had that kind of money to throw at this, I 100% would.

Does anyone remember watching the show on Comedy Central, when they had Patton Oswalt and Blaine Capatch doing network promos and bumpers? I very clearly remember Patton playing with a plastic turtle and making it say "Play MSTie for me." And so the wheel turns…