I contributed $200 ($225 total) for a set of what might end up to be 3 DVDs. I think I've done my part. Although God, if I had the money, I would eagerly spend $6500 to get them to do my riff.

I am dying to see Shakma riffed. If you haven't seen it, it's on Netflix, and it's sublime MSTing material.

God, I love Hobgoblins. The nightclub in a high school cafeteria was a thing of beauty.

When you're out of slits… you're out of pier.

Do you mean you've never seen the debate about whether Mr. B Natural was a man or a woman? That's the perfect cap on the perfect short!

ISTR he was the source of the Shakespeare riffs too.

Does it have walnuts in it? They should be nice and firm after gorging on hay all year.

HEY HEY HEY
BIM'S ON THE WAY

Ephebophilia is attraction to teens, I think.

Except when "Who" does the "Whom."

I play drums like Meg White. Am I in?

Atlantic Union College. Seventh-Day Adventist. Of all the Adventist schools, it was the most liberal. Guys weren't forced to cut their hair, and if you lived off campus, no one said anything if you wore jewelry. (Me, I got dinged for wearing my room key on a chain around my neck. Because "I will totally lose my key"…

I've read fancasting of Aaron Paul as Eddie, and now I can't see anyone else in the role.

Yeah, me too. TBF, I was taught it from birth, and never went to a school that wasn't conservative religious, so it wasn't until senior year in college (also a conservative religious college) that I knew any different. A science professor said to us "I know what the church teaches, but you can't ignore the evidence of…

Well, the 2 million figure has been hit, so we're at least getting three episodes. I am psyched. I don't know this Jonah Ray guy, so I'm not going to freak out unless and until the episodes prove to suck. And if they do… I still have my DVDs. I'll never get tired of watching Coleman Francis movies.

Joel's better!

He's a Woozle whose name is Peanut!

Wow, you even talk puppet!

Killer shrews, killer shrews
K-I-double L-ER shrews!

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