I think about this everyday. On the outside I am a fairly successful attorney/writer working in nonprofit in DC. I volunteer, I went to law school as a second career late in life. I travel extensively and I’m a photographer who takes pretty good wildlife shots.

Schrödinger’s Douchebag. The dashboard notification alone killed me.

It’s Schrödinger’s Douchebag. They say something stupid, and then measure the reaction:

Has anyone pointed out yet that Ariana Grande and Skinny Whatshisface look like the baby version of JLo and Marc Anthony?

This is totally not dirtbag related, but I wanted to reach out to those that were so kind and supportive last night when I posted about potentially putting my cat down today. She spent the day at the vet and her blood work revealed that she has an infection and that a round of antibiotics should hopefully have her…

Against my better judgement, I clicked on the Malia link and immediately regretted it.

is lil tay short for elizabeth taylor the same way bobby flay is short for robert flavor and elon musk is elongated muskrat?

Here is my pitch. After years of living a life of hell with Rosanne, Dan finally realizes this is not the life he wants. More so he realizes that he has been living a lie his whole life about who he really is inside. The shock of his announcement gives Roseanne a stroke/heart attack/cancer-aids and dies of screen.…

For prime midcentury-ness, the Fiestaware should be nontrivially radioactive.

I’ve never had a wedding so I don’t own Wedding China, just an assortment of Fun Dinnerware that I bought because Fuck You I’m A Grownup And I Like Shiny Things. I also don’t own any Fiestaware, but since my preferred aesthetic is “mix and match” within a limited colour palette, I would 100% happily throw in some…

This is an excellent and slightly bananas comment.

*being* hyper-logical (at least, in certain matters) could be sociopath.

Fuck you Sarah, and your boss too.

Man, when you get Big Pharma calling you out on your bullshit, you have hit the bottom.

You know that if a big pharmaceutical company can dunk on you, you really screwed up.

Brody’s birthday? The link says it’s his wedding which makes more sense. Who cares if you don’t attend your adult child’s birthday? Please tell me how many people have parents showing up to their birthday parties. Maybe occasionally for the nice round numbers. A wedding though? That would hurt.

Isn’t Brody one of the good children?!?!

I actually honeymooned in Canada, kind of accidentally. I’d been to Montréal many times and when I met the guy who’s now my husband I said, “We’ve never been away together. Why don’t we go to Montréal? I can speak French. I can’t speak Québécois, but they can understand French if they hear it.”

While far from the most important falsehood in his address to the Naval Academy, that he would lie directly to the graduates’ faces about their pay is just astounding: