cereal-monogamist
Cereal Monogamist
cereal-monogamist

Starred for a most excellent use of hedgehogs!

Right?! My Vitamix is the best gift my husband ever bought for me. A scale, though? Fuck that.

Thankfully, this was quite some time ago, and I was able to scrape together enough to get the help I needed. It’s still horrifying that I *had* to though, especially when I’m paying for this coverage. Not to mention the (many) people who can’t come up with the means to do so on their own.

Same here - I know a handful of people that do this, and all but one are because of trust or past cheating issues. It seems like such a huge red flag to me.

Right?! Like, I can’t get more than four visits with a counselor covered after a traumatic assault, but they’ll pay for this garbage?

Good luck to you Stassa, I hope you’re moving on to something wonderful!

It's beautiful!

Good luck!!

I'm sorry I have nothing constructive to offer you except that I'm sorry you're going through all of this, and some internet hugs!

I’ve mostly been catching up on good HBO shows I never watched because I was broke in the early aughts :)

Just seltzer tonight, but I had a delightful bourbon barrel aged Belgian ale last night. And I’m seriously going to need some of that Mac and Cheese in my life, stat!

I love Pacifica body products so much, but their cosmetics are total shit.

As a former hotline counselor, numbers can be traced, but we only ever did if there was someone in immediate danger, and even then it was a super involved process to do that. In the four years I did crisis counseling, I think we traced a number twice at my organization, and one was a caller threatening harm to her

1000 stars for a Wodehouse reference

Love Malaprops, I go every time I’m in town! Also love Powell’s in Portland, and BookPeople in Austin.

I watch the hell out of Real Housewives, I'm not even going to lie. But people need to stop putting Kim Richards in front of a camera. It's gone from train wreck to legit sad. It makes my heart hurt to see her doing something like this.

Maybe - was it retaliation for abducting Skipper and tying her up to your brother’s toy train tracks? If so, welcome to the family!

I’m so sorry that you’re in this situation, and I very much hope your pregnancy continues without any issues!

Love it! Had my dad known that, he probably would have bought us each our own pair.

Oh yes, the ever present Crayola marker tattoos and hair highlights!