My personal preference is “please clap.”

That’s it, we’re gonna fite.

I beg you to consider the negative impact ridding the world of epee: without epee, Will Shortz will never be able to complete another puzzle.

Ah, you’d prefer the weapons where the referee semi-arbitrarily determines who started first? The ones that should require video review after every single damn touch? A weapon where you can lose an arm and a head but it doesn’t matter because it’s not target area?

Katie Nolan needs to be mentioned the next time a late night network gig comes available. She is a damn national treasure.

A take this bad cannot be allowed to hide in the grays.

I know this is sacriligious here, but I rooted for Jim Tomsula because he worked his ass off and took shit for years only to be put in the worst possible position. He’s the anti-Lane Kiffin and I respect all of those shitty odd jobs he had to work.

No, you do not get to rewrite history like that. Clinton did not mock a progressive economic justice platform by saying “if we shut down big banks tomorrow racism will be over.” She was mocking Bernie for answering a question about racism in America by circling it back to Wall Street. Look up and watch her Harlem…

This is actually a serious issue. The Dems have gone pretty damn far left in an attempt to pulling Bernie supporters (which has largely worked, between 73 and 90% support Hillary now depending on what polls you look at). But what a lot of the diehard ultra left seem to not realize is the message the Dems would have…

I feel weird for liking Hillary Clinton. I knows it's an unpopular position. She reminds me of my mom in a good way.

I would wager that MOST of the people complaining about TPP have no idea what it is.

Just. Vote. Clinton.

Costco is pretty good value too. They have a good selection online.

Whether your partner has spent hours poring over Pinterest boards of rings with their friends or has given this as little thought as you have, you’re going to want to do some research.

Pro-Tip: cut out all the drama, and have her pick it out. Mrs. Daisuke picked out hers at a vintage jewelry store, and couldn't be more happier with it.

I was riding on a train with some Cardinals fans last night. I give them a lot of credit for having John Rocker’s entire Sports Illustrated interview memorized.

I’m 66 years old. I became a feminist when I was 5, and my older sister was told she could “join” a model airplane club my father belonged to. She could pay dues, but not attend meetings or meet because she was a girl.(My father promptly “unjoined” that club!) I’ve been waiting 61 years for today.

Overalls are neat. You can feel farts go all the way up your back!