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The Mets did this in the ‘86 World Series. You know the one that gave birth to all the obnoxious Boston fans of today.

The ‘86 Mets were the worst thing to happen to sports history, and the use of this tactic is just another one of their legacy of evil upon humanity.

Stopped making sense.

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE; THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE. I ASK MYSELF MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?

New Jersey is terrible at many things (choice of sports teams, electing governors, self-awareness, moderate use of hair gel and cologne, rules about who may dispense gasoline) but it is good at bears.

So confused as to why this wasn’t Friday’s bear.

Rangers took Hugh Jessiman 12th in 2003. His zero career goals are slightly fewer than those of Ryan Getzlaf, Zach Parise, Dustin Brown, Brent Seabrook and Brent Burns, who were all drafted within the next 10 picks.

A) I know it’s not, but I find it really hard to not think that’s a person in a bear suit. Because WTF.

that, there, is a grade A bear. (Bi)Pedals, take all these stars.

I’d kill to have the Nuggets go back and take Amare instead of Skita in 2002. The Amere and Melo alternate universe tandem may end up being the closest either ever comes to a title.

You can call it Almond Milk all you want, we all know it’s Nut Juice.

I’m a white sox fan and I actually rooted for the Royals to win when they made it to the WS 2 years ago, but holy fuck did that change fast. There were always a lot of royals fans at sox games, but they were always kind and respectful of the fact that you can’t act like a fucking ass in a visiting park. I would rather

The rest of the country has already forgotten that KC even won the World Series last year. You are not important enough to hate.

Prophets of Rage and Flight of the Conchords are pretty good choices.

Hats off to Drew Magary for popularizing the “blue sweater tied around the waist” look

It's pretty accurate considering Golden State got smoked last night.

Things like this make me feel like his refusal to concede are purely egotistical.

As a Boston fan, I was rooting hard for Ray Bourque to win with the Avs.

Can we PLEASE do this for 500 days? I am here for all of it!

Baby muppets or muppet babies!?! ANIMAL DANCCCCCE.

This is correct. It really is in his long term interest to sit out rather than except two years under the franchise tag.