oh my god, this is FREAKISHLY SIMILAR to a comedy sketch on Mr Show back in the day

Here is what I do... keep in mind I am late 30s, single dad who is doing all he can to stay afloat... I have come to realize your real friends wont give a fuck how much money you have... from just a few drinks, to a trip to the Oregon coast... real friends cover your ass. If have had a lot of acquaintances come and…

No, but he will stack the Court will judges who could very literally overturn gay marriage, RvW, AND keep Citizen’s United in place.

...and someday you can look back and know that you did your part to stop an orange cloud of fascism from taking over your country, even if it wasn’t you who stood the most to lose.

Her speech, with its references to Seneca Falls and all the history that came before, was in perfect tune.

Ohhhhh, so many millennials are going to regret their tattoos.

A bird with an extremely prolapsed butthole?

My daughter is almost 9 and she legit thinks that women are not allowed to be president because that must be why we haven’t had one by now. I’m going to let her stay up late tonight and watch.

She also once asked me who the first black president was. I said, Barack Obama, and she said “I know he is one of them, but…

My hormones are going crazy today and I’ve cried at every story about Hillary I’ve read this morning (I also cried at the video of everyone saluting Bretagne the 9/11 search dog as she walked into the vet’s office for the last time). Hillary wasn’t my first choice but Bernie has completely lost me the past few months…

Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.

Bernie staying in isn’t inherently sexist.

Assuming he does. The longer this goes on, the more he seems spiteful and bitter — perhaps too resentful to do the right thing. He’s got a long history of my-way-or-the-highway. I hope my suspicions are thoroughly relieved, though.

i can’t wait until Bernie concedes, endorses Hillary, campaigns for her, and we can all have a laugh at all this primary season silliness.

For all that I admire many of Senator Sanders’s positions, I get the feeling that this is much more about his ego and about his really bad case of Presidential Fever than it is about the integrity of the system. Just tossing the dice and letting the chips fall where they may, with a possible Trump presidency as one of…

And he criticized the superdelegate system as a whole, saying it allowed Clinton to get crucial support before anyone else was even in the race: “It’s like an anointment.”

Eh. I was about to say this was close to dying from dehydration level, but I stopped to think about what we’d say if Obama did something similar and I caught myself in the sexist bubble we live in. So, thanks Hillary for the afternoon chuckle. That was funny.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEN

“Her now-husband and all of the groomsmen wore pastel colored shorts and looked hideous.”

As a married woman I would have 150% runaway brided my husband had he worn pastel tuxedo shorts to our wedding.

A thousand times, this.