You are never allowed to trim your beard ever again, and I am likewise never allowed to wash my sweatshirt with the old-school logo. We can panhandle on the same street or something.

My first thought as well.

So, that was your experience as a teenager, and that’s valid, but it isn’t universal. Studies show that many women/girls have been subject to misogynistic, insulting comments about their vulvas from male teen dating partners. You extrapolating (with good intentions, I’m sure!) from your own experience to say that…

Seriously, as a dude, ESPECIALLY when I was a teen dude, there’s no way any kind of way a vagina can look to scare us away.

(As a left-of-center lawyer, I really wish you wouldn’t dismiss this as anything like a long shot to appeal - although given the make-up of the Court, and the likelihood the case may be heard while there’s still a 4-4 split, which would preserve the 2nd Circuit’s ruling, Brady has very long odds to *win* the case.

But…

Barrington J. Parker, Jr., (pictured): “The offending playmaker, Mr. Brady, is hereby ordered to spend four days in the stocks in Haymarket Square.”

We can tell because you don’t seem to have any idea how appeals courts function.

If you had $21,000+ to spend on a ring, is Kay Jewelers really your jeweler of choice...?! I’ve never heard good things about their quality, and if you’re making that kind of financial investment, I’d think you would get a much more unique and well-made product if you went to an independent jeweler, not a chain. Or if…

It’s not necessarily about strip clubs. It’s about spending an awesome night/weekend with your best friends without having to filter your conversations.

Counterpoint: No f***ing way.

A joint bachelor/bachelorette party is really just the reception without the rest of the wedding invitees.

then you’d be bitching about not being able to watch them all.

That’s right Clayton! Show him the heater!
-Jamie Moyer.

Well, he’s getting ready to start courting the superdelegates that he long argued were an subversion of democracy and the people’s will, so maybe hypocrisy isn’t that unpalatable to him...

I agree that Bernie would be a good choice for VP for the reasons you gave, but I think he burned that bridge a while ago. The problem is that he relied on tarnishing HRC’s character in order to mount his own campaign. It’s one thing to express disagreement with an opponent’s policy proposals/past senate votes and…

How do you serve as VP when you’ve publicly stated your opponent is unqualified to be President?

I’m really curious where you see Hillary Clinton as a Republican. Because here in the real world, she supports gay rights, women’s rights, addressing climate change, increasing the minimum wage, heavily regulating fracking, overturning Citizens United, gun regulation, and regulating Wall Street.