Maybe their citizens under 25 will bother showing up to vote! That’d sure be something...

Anschutz has been a noted Colorado shitbag for decades. His support for Amendment 2 helped tank the entertainment industry in Colorado, and his support for TABOR and right-to-work tanked the rest of the economy with it. It’s remarkable the state has been able to recover so well in the last decade and a half, which…

My wife and I went to see him perform a couple months ago and while we didn’t get to smoke with him or anything he did stick around after the show to talk to people and take pictures and was super duper nice. Very happy for his success.

This article is tl;dr until lunchtime but I am so excited that this is back and that Ellie keeps doing the lord’s work to bring us this epic saga.

Yeah, I came down to the comments to say that I’m in it for Ron Funches. Ron Funches is the best and I want him to get all of the work, even if it’s in lame kids movies.

This is all part of an ongoing trend to use ridiculous team names, brought to you by these bros out of San Diego.

Not Norvall! If he’s not around I can’t talk to people about how Norv is short for Norvall and that just sucks.

I think part of it is that Chapman is a free agent after the season and the Cubs could care less if his arm falls off. Get as much as you can out of him now, the everything else is not their problem. If he’s still pumping triple digits, run him out there.

I don’t like watching Bill Simmons, listening to him, or reading him, but I absolutely loved Grantland and I’m already quite fond of The Ringer. What he lacks in interesting takes and commentating skills he more than makes up for by being a good eye for talented writers and by being willing to give those writers the…

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Wow, so wait, wikileaks says that Bernie’s campaign team was secretly not terrible? Or did it say his terrible campaign team was a plant from the Clinton camp? Because Bernie’s “southern strategy” is about the worst blunder I’ve seen in a primary campaign, and I would be genuinely impressed if Clinton’s team was…

It really was genius rigging on Hillary’s part. She was the one that convinced Bernie to just hand her tons of delegates in big southern states by not even bothering to contest them, right? She told him “don’t bother campaigning in Texas because a loss is a loss” and then he didn’t, and then she won 72 net delegates…

I guess we disagree what “mild spoilers” means?

First off, y’all already spoiled last season’s winner for me by putting her name and face labelled as “winner” above the jump on an article a couple weeks ago. My wife and I were 3 episodes out from watching the final and now we’ve lost steam for sure.

Matt Harvey is a great pitcher’s name. Noah Syndergaard is not, but the “Thor” nickname is the game changer for him.

See also: Goose Gossage

Too bad there’s no good Mexican restaurants in NYC. I’d rather have something like Chipotle that bears no resemblance to real Mexican food than some subpar mole trying to pass for authentic.

Sure you can find representation, but you signed a document saying you specifically would not do the thing you are doing. I doubt even Theil’s lawyers could get you out of that. This isn’t even particularly juicy stuff. So yeah, this person must not want to be working in the industry anymore.

Surprised you were able to get people to give you that footage. NDAs are a big deal here in the Reality world and not only can it cost a lot of money if you’re caught violating one but it can very easily get you blackballed from the industry in all of NY. Talking about a show is one thing, but turning over cuts is…

Who cares about these actually famous people, where’s my vegan youtuber drama?