“Desk”

Yours is the right take if the father in question is doing any fathering, it’s generally assumed that Trump children are raised by wolves and nannies.

Yeah but he dislocated his shoulder pointing at which kid he wanted the nanny to feed.

Listen, gay men: You don’t get to be misogynistic assholes while using women’s bodies for something you want. You don’t get a pass.

That’s what it’s all about, right there.

“...to teach young doctors”? Horse asses come in all age ranges. What a lot of civilians don’t understand is that her actions bother other physicians more than anyone else, short of her aggrieved patients.

And being jaw-droppingly arrogant to boot.

One of the most difficult things to teach young doctors, is that the social privilege and respect one obtains from assuming the role of healer, comes with the corollary of social expectations of propriety and respect for those who have put their trust, and indeed their lives, in your hands. You don’t suddenly turn…

If you want children to be the best, then you’ll have to fire Betsy DeVos.

well sir that’s a HIPAA violation but since it’s our shithole president, who cares.

I want to end all of my conversations with his sign off: “Sweetheart, this is watergate, goodbye!”

I’m just going to come out and say it: If you’re a man wearing a big-ass gold chain, the chances of you being a complete tool are high. Like, shockingly high.

One of the Doobie Brothers is a doctor...?

The echocardiogram of the nation.

Actually half his supporters wouldn’t even know about it since Fox would give it maybe 10 seconds of coverage before “Let’s move on to this latest news about Hillary’s emails”.

I keep picturing a wild Gwyneth Paltrow bachelorette party as one where everyone eats carbs and gluten.

“Where’s my hubsies?”

It’s amazing how much santorum is leaking out of the White House.

Are you keeping your pants on? A common mistake.

in a mug so bland and beige it keeps getting overlooked at TJ Maxx.