I have a whole folder of this guy!

God, Amy’s Bakery is the single best episode of American Kitchen Nightmares.

Now if we could only get her a full Top Security clearance.

My suggestion:

This needs all the stars. Life isn’t a goddamn action movie.

I just need to vent about this idiotic idea of arming teachers as a solution. While I have tremendous sympathy to those victims and their families who might see this as at least giving them a fighting chance to survive, it’s wrongheaded in so many ways. A military style assault weapon, like the AR-15 is a designed to…

Remember when you had a President?

It’s begging.

Someday, he’ll go bankrupt seven times and make his ol’ dad proud!

Wouldn’t a proctologist provide a better explaination?

I will take Adam Rippon’s gorgeous, passionate clean skate over routines with failed quads and falling. So much more enjoyable to watch.

Shame Mike Pence left before the doubles luge:

My 7 year old niece has devised a chart where she puts stickers on squares that are numbered. The numbers correspond to a list of misogynistic hot phrases she hears at school, on TV, from my mother, etc. When her chart is full she hands it to the closest adult and demands $20 for Space Camp.

Here’s my cat ready to beat up whoever you need her to!

Take all the guns.

Society is so out of whack. Why does a teleprompter reader deserve 4 mansions? Give one to a nurse.

I keep telling my male friends who are slow to get it: “Privilege is all the things you DON’T have to think about.”

Yes! I was being hassled in public at a music event by some old dude who “was just trying to be nice why are you getting mad!?!?” yet wouldn’t leave me alone. Dozens of people were within spitting distance of us but I couldn’t catch anyone’s eye for assistance. Some amazing petite woman about 7" shorter than me walked…

I’ll never forget when I was 13 walking with my brother and mother. Suddenly an older man came from behind us and took my mothers hand in his, then he proceeded to twirl her around and whistle. My mother went along with it for a few seconds but I knew she was not into it, of course. We never spoke about it. I am a…