Don’t forget Al Franken’s oft-repeated “I like Ted Cruz more than most people like Ted Cruz, and I hate Ted Cruz.”

Ted Cruz is a tool but also...how much longer do we think we are going to have comments here on Jalop?

Just us and Gizmodo now...?

30 years of Pokemon explained by Helen Mirren. Let’s go.

I have to agree with this. In the article, it seemed like it devolved into a tragedy of errors.

Nope, it sucked. Even the extended ending was still bad.

It did ambiguity badly. It also shoehorned in a revelation and debate “AI and biologicals can’t co-exist” that you could literally disprove if you’d done the previous missions correctly. And it tossed aside any real consideration of the thoughts or decisions…

Mass Effect 3 ending discussion? In 2024?

To this day, I still maintain it should have beaten Titanic for the Visual Effects Oscar.

I just want them to get their DB modernized and functional so they can stop limiting everybody from playing and getting their rewards.

The game is amazing, please let me play it more often and I will keep giving you money.

The weird thing about getting older is that every few years this movie bubbles back to the top of the cultural lexicon and there’s a whole new group of people who didn’t know it was satire 

One of my all time favorite movies. The satire is brilliant as is the story and the CGI was and still is top quality.

Ultimately, consoles are subsidized devices sold at a loss (or break even) so that the platform holder can recoup by raking 30% of revenues that go over the “box”. So no matter how cost effective laptops can be, boxes will always be cheaper on a “dollars per frame” basis.

So the CyberTruck is good off road.

I’m guessing this issue became obvious during the development of the Cybertruck, and that’s why Tesla suddenly got in the business of selling wraps.

“Others are in favor of their Cybertrucks developing orange stains, saying that they’re looking forward to the patina the stainless steel may develop.”

Nah, fandom is a neutral thing. All it means is that you like something.

“I can’t help but wonder that if you put younger people into the higher echelons, we’d see fewer endless sequels.”

That surprised me too. I guess they asked for Tesla to make them brighter and/or clearer, and the solution to the right - which does not follows the symbol standards - is probably Tesla’s way of saying “fuck you” to NHTSA for asking to have them legible: They are clearer visibly, but the Brake, Park, and ABS are now…

Elon still won’t let you suck his dick.

“Voluntary recall” almost always means that NHTSA went to the vendor and said “There’s a problem, and you don’t seem to be fixing it. It sure would be a shame if the government had to issue a recall instead of you doing it yourself. Sure would be a shame.” The UI on the right is FAR superior.