Will Smith's "punchboard?" Stay classy.

The Doctor is the Dollmaker from the Batman comics. Super villains have all sorts of "special abilities."

It was REALLY poor quality CGI. Really sad.

"Rather than give in to him, she scoops out her own eye with a spoon and steps on it. I have no idea where any of this is going or why it’s important, but the ambiguity is kind of fun."

And why couldn't she and Stefan fix the cabin up in seconds at vampire speed, so she could go right back to her dying mother? These vampires conveniently lose their abilities just to serve the plot on a weekly basis.

Morena Baccarin would really make a great Wonder Woman. Oh, well.

I thought that his visit to Gordon near the end of the episode was telegraphing his feelings for him a bit. Sure, Gordon spared his life and he owes him some respect but it seemed like more than that. He REALLY wanted Gordon to go to his event. Of course, Gordon is pretty hot, so I can see the attraction.

I'll miss the eye candy, though. :(

Wittrock has the most amazing ass ever. Good god. Oh, and the show was good too. :)

Severely shipping Mack and Fitz. I'm really hoping that Mack isn't dead. They've dangled a possible connection between them throughout the season. Very subtle, but it was there.

Three words: "Chrome" and "Ad-Block Plus"

That whole line the daughter was spouting about it being the freaks fault he killed himself was utterly bizarre and ridiculous. I was waiting for Desiree and the bearded lady to go "Huh?" and start laughing at her. What she was saying made absolutely no sense whatsoever. She was connecting dots that didn't even exist.…

Episode 2, you were truly crap. What a waste of a frigging hour after such a decent, fast-paced, pretty scary pilot. Such dull plotting. I couldn't wait for it to be over.

I kind of think that they may be going in a different direction with Fitz. It seems like they're setting up a relationship between him and the male agent who he is getting along with so well, and whose body he commented on (via the Simmons hallucination speaking for him). That agent even says to Simmons at the end of…

I noticed that Fitz has twice now had his subconscious Simmons comment on the hot black agent.

I have a theory about what's going on with Bonnie and Damon. I bet they're being tortured in reality, but she's done some type of spell to make them both feel as if they're in a good place. Damon will start to notice inconsistencies in the fantasy and call Bonnie out on what she is doing. Then the big reveal will be…

Why did the seasoned goon squad all have noses? They weren't in human disguise the way Eichorst is, so what's up with them having noses?

That actor's makeup was horrible. The facial hair looked ridiculously fake.

Really not liking the obvious ratings grab, while at the same time I think the actresses playing Elsa and her sister did a good job and looked very much the part.

Haven was okay for the first few episodes, then I quickly realized it was a slow mess. And the only thing King-like was the nice shot of the town from above each week. Had to bail. It could have been a great show, but they missed the mark on it completely.