Or just fucking go back in time a thousand years and have new characters having adventures during the Old Republic, on planets we’ve never seen before.

Or just declare the sequel trilogy non-canon and let Favreu and Filoni overwrite it. But they’re probably not brave enough for that.

Yeah, I found Blasphemous particularly opaque and annoying with the map stuff. I found getting around the map, even with the fast travel points really annoying. Especially with all the spots that you can fall off the map.

They call it Congress because it’s the opposite of progress!

Carlin was every thinking person. He was just one of the few who put himself out there. And he paid for it. I don’t find his voice at all hard to pin down . He was excrutiatingly direct. The things he said finally ceased to be funny but we didn’t care because the truth was more important. We didn’t need laughter to…

I’m a big PoP fan and was getting this game regardless. But when I first found out it was a Metroidvania, I cringed. Purely because of the issue that this features solves. As a player, when I get a new ability, I want to go to all the places that it can now unlock. And I love when games give you unexpected abilities…

I think it’s called The Good Lawyer. It’s about a lawyer with OCD I think. If it sounds like I’m joking, I’m not. 

Doctor Han finally wins!

Taylor Swift? More like Taylor’s miffed!

Jo Koy? More like Joke? Oy!

AV Club responds: “Nope, sorry, we got to drag this story out a little longer. You remember how many articles we got of The Slap. Let’s see if we can beat that!”

Their whole shtick is that she’s “unattractive” which is completely bonkers, especially coming from stinky-ass Gamers, of all disgusting people.

“Gamers Please Stop Being Weird Creepy Assholes Challenge” [Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE]

“I was lucky this time. They needed a guy who could use a shovel. Three of us in Hollywood, Harrison Ford passed and Jane Lynch was not available.”

That problem isn’t that people like Majors don’t know they shouldn’t abuse people. It’s that they don’t think their actions are abusive.

I have no issue with fanfiction (I mean, it isn’t too far afield of me, say, shamelessly aping Resident Evil in my middle school short stories). I have a major issue with people drowning in barrels of escapism, lil’ legs kicking away, unmindful of whom they might be kicking.

I agree. That episode was phenomenal. Let it remain the only version of Bill and Frank’s story outside of the video games. We don’t need an 8 hour, 10 episode version to drag the whole thing out and ruin it.

the long pause before he says megan good is like coretta scott-king is so fucking funny. it’s like the only two black women he knows about are michelle obama and king.

I don’t think of Kevin Hart as a plant (more of a shrub ZING!) but now that I think of it, I can’t think of anything he did between bit parts on Freaks and Geeks and the 40 Year Old Virgin and becoming “Kevin Hart,” A-list star.

I enjoyed the Red Dead games quite a bit, but bounced off of GTA V after it became clear that the writers have a, uh, let’s say ‘problem’ with women.