Fury Road had one of the best trailers ever...this is not that.  I’m still excited for the movie, but this was a boring trailer.

“...an unrecognizable Chris Hemsworth riding shotgun.”

I see you’ve played billy-coiny before.

Dollarydoos.

This is like all of the people who read/watched Fight Club and started a local fight club.

I said a good movie.

Old man yells at cloud energy here.

This that Captain Crunch movie everyone keeps talking about?

Ok dude keep your fetish to yourself.

“Blood, Sweat, and Tears?” Didn’t he work for y’all? That’s not the book’s title.

I feel so bad for him. On one of the pictures he put up on Twitter, he responded to someone’s condolences just saying “I’m suffering” and it was such a stark and bare phrase, so devoid of any kind of linguistic flourish or phrasing that it absolutely broke my heart. Dana Carvey is suffering and it makes me very sad.…

I thought it was going to be Theresa since their first date, and I don’t like her, so I quit watching.

Same with The Anchorman sequel. Could have been a lot more but decided to go the route of “same-jokes-said-slightly-differently” instead

Ted’s a pretty good concept and character; they could’ve had like 8 movies where Ted Does This, Ted Goes Here, etc. But the second one was a pretty weak rehash of the first. 

I’m not sure who allegedly leaked the videos (i.e. Baldwin’s camp or the prosecutors), but is this supposedly making Baldwin seem more guilty? Because actor repeatedly bringing up safety and being reassured everything is fine by the people in charge of safety says it’s fine does seem to suggest Baldwin did not…

There’s another common thread with the MCU’s best films that is now missing: the Russo Brothers.

There’s a YouTube video out there that I can’t recall the name of right now, but it was about why the 3rd movie in superhero trilogies usually suck. IIRC, it goes thusly:

This. The number of times in my life I’ve heard a woman exclaim that her gaydar is being set off by a man far outways any speculation from men regarding the sexuality of women. And I get deep in the weeds with my fellow men probing their dark thoughts. In the many circles I’ve travelled, it just doesn’t seem to be as…

I have to say though... Maybe she doesn’t see much of this in her world, and maybe it’s a less than it used to be with her generation, but people are always trying to figure out if men are gay if they exhibit even the whiff of a “telltale sign”.

“Like, oh yeah, that’s everyone else’s business, right? No. Where’s that energy with men?”