“F-Zero... has never really had enough of a game to it to justify playing it”

I’m just imagining some poor animator, sitting at his monitor, surrounded by a bunch of lawyers glowering at him, beads of sweat on his forehead as he nervously taps his arrows keys to adjust a slider on screen labelled “HOLLANDISER”.

It’s one of the less relevant status effects from Elden Ring

It is his first album of new material since 2001

Convocations came out over 20 years ago? it feels like it was just 2021!

How do you write this article and not decide to title it “Netflix would like more than One Piece, thank you very much”?

Every day visiting the AVClub is like opening the Dead Dove: Do Not Eat bag, but the dissonance between the headline implying the video’s faked and the disdain towards people expressing the same opinion confuses the heck outta me. Like there are so many layers of snark and irony slapped on top of one another I have…

I said this yesterday in the comments for the post about the Louis C.K. doc, but, again, to me Dan Kois’s piece doesn’t read nearly as acidic towards Short as people have made it out to be. It needed a clearer thesis, an editor, and a much better title, but even as is it’s not a takedown piece by any means. It’s more…

I’ll never forget the massive letdown that is AV Club: The Kinja Years.

This is mostly a good list, but Highlander 2 is a pretty glaring omission. I can't think of a worse sequel than that.

Yes! I was thinking a drip device for the vitamin K.

Pretty sure it is a high capacity ammo magazine for a pistol.

What is a large capacity feeding device? In the context of this article, my imagination ran wild...

She should really get that checked out

Or The Taylorcist

I went with The Exorswift myself.

This show cemented for me how much I love Hoult as an actor. His Peter was equal parts threatening and endearing, and the fact that you were ROOTING for a spoiled psycho like this shows the intricacy of the performance. The rest of the cast was great too, although some of the side characters were oddly utilized at…

This really needs a tag line like: “Sloth is the DEADLIEST sin!”.

Today’s Mattel quotes all answer the question “how long will it take them to learn the wrong lessons from Barbie?” Less than a week.