Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

You’d think Green would wait to get to Rio to go viral.

This raises an interesting question: how does a shark go about getting a prescription for Valtrex?

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Look pal, it’s not like they have a choice, when the Sixers are on the schedule they have to play them, like it or not.

In the books, in future, she will make some proto-penicillin from moldy bread. However, you must remember that she’s from 1947 and the only antibiotics available at that time were penicillin and sulfa.

I thought Justin Upton was Verlander’s new nickname.

Good job, hacker dude.

HOT TAKE:
Harambe wanted death more than continuing to live in Ohio.

It’s just not where my interest is these days. Thankfully, Chris is kicking ass with it.

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…

Someone fuckin hates this guy

I’ve composed a poem/insane person rant using all of Drew’s all caps words:

I start my morning off every day with this song..

That’s what you might call...

Totally unfair. A poli sci degree is a great path to six figures of law school debt.

Guaranteed to brighten up your day

Because he’s the best hitter who ever lived and the idea of him imparting his knowledge to a new generation of players is a wonderful thing.