cementshoes
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cementshoes

I give up.....

Tour a burn unit to see what a literally ruined life looks like.

These pilots’ lives would literally be ruined if this punishment sticks.

Toyota Rally cheaty turbo

And you’re so attractive because you make $400 a day working from home!

Thank god there are still hot singles in my area that want to fuck me now.

How often do the majority of people who buy SUVs tow boats or carry seven people?

“Hey, you’re black, right?”

Yuckface.

I am disappointed there isn’t a follow on for cake batter-flavored rice pudding.

The “thingy” is an eagle eating a snake, but a lot of flags miss that detail for some reason.

Had that recently at the VW dealer. On my friendly inspection report they recommended I do the DSG transmission flush as it was overdue ($425). Of course my car is manual so that ended that...

If anything’s an eyesore, it’s the new Jalopnik logo. Blech.

Mexican Flag.....Check!

Note to all NCG’s and others who may be currently unemployed, this:

Don't you mean #FISTworldproblems? I'll see myself out (slams door).

"What? She used a vibrato out there?"

Wow. Pretty car.
Id drive it, even if it only had the stock VW motor in it.