You think Pokemon Go is bad? Try playing Ingress!!!

You think Pokemon Go is bad? Try playing Ingress.

Yes, I’ll take the Premium Lighting package, with the Crap Ass wheel package please.

If you took this off, it kinda looks like a mkIII Mustang.

So it’s true!! I saw one once in the Battery Tunnel and thought the exhaust fumes were getting to me: I thought I was seeing things. But no, it exists! Thank you!

This is the Law of Attraction. And it works. I used to think it was hokey, bullshit new age crap until I gave it a try and it worked.

That shirt. Want it.

Luke…

Or rice-bottomed cupcakes. Sadface.

I think there is a thingy in the middle though that the Mexican flags have.

Wow.

This sucks to hear. Bedbugs have never crossed my mind, as I often drive lease returns, trade-ins, and auction cars from their respective lots to the dealership I work at. And let me tell you... The insides of some of these cars... *shudder*.

Fun fact: Only 2 out of 7+VW's I owned were complete hemorrhaging money pits.

Although I vastly agree with the spirit of Raph's satirical post earlier this week detailing the idiocy of clamping down so hard on illegally imported cars, it's worth noting that there's a reason the government takes these things so seriously: by illegally importing a car, you are smuggling. Yes, that's right: you've…

I hit the pole because I was going almost 40 in 2nd and panicked and my brakes locked, instead of powering out like I should have. Live and learn.

Wow! That makes you a great person, and bragging about it in a sarcastic, back-handed way makes you greater than great!

Comments like yours aren't helping, either.

So, by Walmart's own error of their "price-matching system", some people managed to get $50 PS4's? Boo fucking hoo.

Yeah. Have fun servicing that thing.