In short, the school allegedly dragged her into a case she wanted no part in, ignored what she wanted, and then helped the accused football player quietly shuffle off to another school.

“NO WAY BRO YOU TOO?!?”

What’re you guys talking about?

We get it, Alex. You went to college. Stop rubbing it in our faces.

Crowd noise noise noise
Hut 1 2 1 2 3 4
Crowd noise noise noise
Smokin Pats, smokin Pats
Doin’ dinks, dunkin here
Dinkin here, here and here
Rollin’ out, shovel pass, smokin Pats
Who smokes the Pats? We smoke the Pats
Rollin’ out, two deep shots and smokin Pats

I have to admit, when I saw this morning that Alex Smith had thrown for 368 yards I was really trying to figure out how he managed 125 completions in one game.

60,002). Choking on stadium food at a Browns home game.

1). Heart attack during threesome.

Is that what it was?

This is dumb moralizing. If they qualify for the tournament, they deserve to make the tournament.

Or “Renewz.”

I’m disappointed it’s not spelled “Insuranz”

What a moran

Hmm. I don’t know. That looks like the middle of the mall to me.

I say this as just about the biggest Mets fan and homer there is: FUCK THE FUCKING METS. I’m done with this season.

Glad that’s settled. Now I can go back to trying to program the VCR. It’s Matlock Marathon Wednesday.

As a millennial I can assure you this is not a meme.

I’m old. What makes this a “meme” and not an “ad”?

Brian Kelly’s ability to escape blame at Catholic Institutions is so good that they’re going to name him archbishop of the Boston diocese.