Just great. I'm pretty sure he's my secret santa.

It could almost make you wonder what else they haven't felt it necessary to release.

ahhh yes, I was waiting for one of these... Good talk kid.

He sucked anyway, and that's not because he is gay.

NY Knicks — cool dunkin' their way to 57 losses.

We do, my cellar-dweller brother. The hermit-crab tank at the pet store is funnier than Dane Cook. I know he's a self-made man and all, (aside from ripping off better comedians' material,) so I do respect his hard work.

You mean mom? I'm sticking with my theory.

Dane Cook needs to be launched into the sun.

Why are they dickbags? For owning a property and attempting to get money for it?

You're right, but they're also dickbags.

It's not a crime. You need to look up the definition of the word crime.

The name "Nets" on its own is not a clear trademark, which is why this does not apply.

You know how read a story about an interesting person, and you feel like you can go share a beer with them, shoot the shit, and have an awesome time just hanging out with them.

fresh off selling the domain name Roadrunner.com to Time Warner for a seven-figure sum

I'm not saying I'm the humor police; you've vastly over-read how seriously I take my opinion. I'm just saying there seems to be a visceral dislike of him from people that otherwise have pretty good taste. I find Tosh funny in a lot of cases, and pretty self-aware for the most part. If you don't like him, that's fine…

Commenter Who Is Ripping Off Funnier Commenters Comments And Continues To Beat The Hell Out Of A Dead Horse Upset That Tosh Supposedly Rips Off Other Peoples Content And Is Upset About ESPN Ripping Off His Content

Whoa! Deja vu! It's like I read this before, man!

I found something interesting. I found it interesting that you think I'm going to read through all that shit and do your job for you.

So true! Not even a huge KD fan, but I def don't dislike him. I understand his "brand" but shit can u blame him. Jordan did the same thing.