Bwaha I was thinking this the whole time. It's because they are cute and sweet dispositioned and not complex and non-controversial.

I know, I was just about to post that I had a profile up some years ago and never had this experience. One super jet setty dude messaged me and I blew him off and he messaged again a few months later in what was clearly a spam to huge swaths of girls, but otherwise I just met nice guys or boring guys or guys I was not…

Yes, getting them tailored for length and nips and tucks is common. With her body, she needs full blow re-tailoring from the original size patterns as her proportions are not that common. And when I said designer, I meant off the rack RTW. I'm sure she does have couture, though.

You are wise to the ways of wily marketers. I am going to put my chips on this analysis.

Yes, you may actively interest me in a Paloma!

Mmm, salt licks. I salt practically every bite I take. Can't get enough.

LOL. Thanks for calling me an author!

Not what I think at all, but thanks for playing!

That is a beautiful beautiful piece of advice. I recall one night, waking up and lying in bed and looking at my boyfriend as the moonlight streamed through my bay window curtains, lighting his awesome cartoon-like-in-their-perfection long, chestnut brown tresses, and all of sudden thinking, "Who the fuck ARE you?! I…

LOL, at your service. It's such bullshit ... for their child! I can't believe how ADD people are in something as serious as a marriage. What did they think it was going to be like? It's not like some newfangled experience no one has ever heard of or tried, and they are some kind of pioneers testing uncharted…

Oh no, they bring in that damn Tesla Coil to zap away during performances. And Bman light shows. And cyclecide. And sculptures. Don't get me wrong, I love the Tesla Coil, just not when I'm trying to listen to Manu Chao. It actually drowned out the music depending on where you were standing.

Don't feel bad. It's become a massive suckfest of epic proportions. I've watched it's rapid decline in the last few years. It went from crazy crowded the year Madonna was there because ... Madonna and her followers > Coachella advertising in every college and HS newspaper and becoming an epic Greek Party replete with…

Gawd, like it needs ADDITIONAL marketing? The first weekend sold out almost immediately. It's become such a massive shitshow, I can hardly believe anyone associated with the event feels compelled to further publicize it, and for what reason. Unless they have some super secret algorithm and can detect waning interest…

Alas, what it has come to. I will refrain from being that obnoxious person who describes what it was.

Haha, I was thinking something similar. They want festival slaves. I find it extremely hard to imagine why they couldn't/don't imagine themselves hooking up while they are there. Are they THAT worried about going "alone" ... with each other ... in a larger group of friends? That is some DEFCON 1 level insecurity OR…

Haha, I drove that douche-band's drummer with friends on a drug run, then he asked to be dropped off at a booty call. He was hilariously sullen in the back seat of my pick up. I have no idea of how that scenario even manifested itself, but there you go.

How I love Dewey. And every character on that amazing show.

I've seen pics from early on where she has a teeny little tush. Who knows, maybe those were photoshopped, but I still maintain that arse ain't the one she was born with.

I would not put it past designers to sew in new tags for her. Or for her to sew in new tags prior to selling.

Maybe there was some deals with the devil? Look at where Paris is now - exactly, where? Who knows. I am sure she's seething.