Maybe there was some deals with the devil? Look at where Paris is now - exactly, where? Who knows. I am sure she's seething.

Not that you need me to cosign, but I cosign. No way that woman is a size 2, on any planet, especially not in designer wear.

Hilar, I wonder how tall Kourtney is? Because she looks absolutely gargantuan in height next to them. Now I am scared to think of how teeny that entire family is! I am from LA and these celebutards are crawling all over my home town malls, cafes, etc. I really freaked out when Britney moved down the street from my…

Still, if you've seen designer size 2's, you'd know that there is no way in effing hell that booty is fitting in a 2. They are made for teeny short Kate Moss bodies - straight up and down, no curves. I bet she get's an 8, has it tailored, and calls it a 2 because some part of it becomes congruous with a size 2…

"They simply drifted apart over time, despite trying couple's therapy to fix their romance."

Dewey! (That's Dewey, right?!)

OMG the best!

LOL. Dudes who think they are god's gift or who think they've done you a favor by fucking you or who think they've given you the best orgasm ever or who have not grown up yet or all of the above.

OMFG, is this what suburban ennui is?! "... hike your comfy nightshirt up and slide the crotch of your underwear over just enough for him to get his ¾ erection into your delicate ladybits, ..." Dying ...

Mango!

Agreed.

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I grew up in LA and am so glad that I no longer have to see everyone's butts! And butt cheeks, and thigh gap, and upper abs, and lower abs, and belly rings, and cleavage, and underboob, and sideboob, and bleached body hair, and shaved everything, and and and ... enough with the flesh assault!!!

I think a lot of people have bikini bridge, it's a natural result of lying down, so this meme is BS in that it's not a phenomena found only in women these dooshes find "acceptably hot." Ugh, so tired of all of this ...

Ooo, just what I want while the jury is still out on whether or not wireless devices such as phones can cause cancer when held too close for too long to your head. Let's forget that we already know about reduced sperm count in men who carry phones in their front pocket.

Or too lazy or don't think it's their job to deal with their kids' detritus. That's what I've heard from my parents' friends.

Haha, I know.

What I'm left with is, "Damn, I guess I had a big bedroom when I was growing up."

I would like to see this as an infographic.

Wait. You think it's OK to have your kid watch R rated films? How young?