These are wonderful, and Joanna needs to do one for all of the movies.

Imagine if a male star said this. Shut up, Jennifer.

And ride the blue wave this November!

You knew it was coming!

Any mention of Bill O’Reilly’s “Tip of the day” is just an excuse to use his master class self own.

So she’s the Niece of Marine LePen. Considering Marine LePen was originally intended to be the less batshit LePen running the FN, after she bounced her old man following 5 failed presidential bids and being too extreme even for a party that began as a loose coalition of salty, aging Vichy collaborators, I’m morbidly…

Seriously. If that building collapses with all of those folks in it, I will take that as incontrovertable proof of God’s existence. (Until that happens....still an atheist.)

Where is a well placed meteor when you really need one?

Also, not for nothing, but seeing you video wise... really getting a Dakota Johnson vibe rn.

Joel was well ahead of the curve on this one. He made fun of them when all Kim had was a big ass and a sex tape

But will Bicycle Throwing Woman be there to save anyone?

Oh boy, my younger ex-dj-boyfriend is going to be very upset, but he probably won’t techno for an answer.

Raise your hand if this is where you ordered your JNCO Girls from? I definitely also owned that Superman tee...

/Cracks a single glowstick in remembrance.

Never forget.

Frankly, I don’t think you get to reclaim the word to label others. I don’t care if you’re part of the in-group, you don’t get to label someone else a term that has been so deeply hurtful for so many. I have no idea how Rippon personally feels about it, but I don’t think anyone gets to assume he’s ok with it.

The headline was a cutting surprise. Please don’t do that again.