Undergo cross exmaintino? That sounds painful.

This is the fundamental choice we all have to make. What do we truly crave? Comfort or freedom? Let your heart guide you to the truth.

No top sheets my entire adulthood. I hate them. I just wash my duvet cover with the fitted sheet and pillow cases. Boom.

I’m not gonna knock this version of the future, even though we all die. We all get much needed vacation time, and humanity was overrated anyway.

I paid for all wedding party expenses. Well, my wedding guests did. Good tip: for wedding guests, pick your richest, childless Aunties.

I went to the stock market today. I did a business.

Is that Vincent Adultman from Bojack Horseman?

I already said I put it on my website. I didn’t have a registry because I didn’t want one.

I very tastefully asked for cash on my wedding website. We called it a honeymoon fund but we didn’t use one of those honeyfund sites cause they take a cut. We just asked for “monetary gifts” and it all went to pay off the wedding. People expect to give you a gift - I don’t think there is anything wrong with it.

This is the content I’m looking for.

My first binge watch was skipping school to lay on my friend’s couch and watch the entire BBC Miniseries version of Pride and Prejudice in 1999. And yes this counts as binge-watching. We both thought we were insane for doing it then. An entire day. Nuts.

So you are describing me totally. And yet, I still really want to have kids but I feel so selfish about it I have no idea what to do.

I’d break my jaw, but it would be worth it.

This just made me remember that in the 90's, Abercrombie and Fitch had communal changing rooms. I mean, teenage nightmare. They also had a look policy that barred any “ugly” people from working there. Glad we seem to be exiting these dark ages.