WORD. They're basically sociopaths there so they'd have zero problem ginning up some press release that made clear how much they hated what happened to these celebs but, dammit, the animals need that cash!

if I had to pick a charity I thought would accept it, I'd pick PETA.

I know i'm beating the dead horse when I say that turning a famous woman's body into a commodity is vile and horrible, but I am still never-endingly stunned that when there's an opportunity to help or view her in a human light they can't and resort to seeing the entire matter as a property/copyright dispute.

His version of Closer is perhaps the cheeriest thing ever. Hilarious!

When will people learn that Richard Cheese has already cornered the market on the "white alternative version" of Baby Got Back. Please stop it, folks. He's already dropped the mic on it years ago.

why does Michael Bey get to keep on making movies?

Oh dear. I can't bring myself to click that show pending button now. Thanks for the warning!

No matter how rich you become, please wear mermaid leggings.

Oh my god, some turd-wrangler in the comments is saying that is so his business how far along that fetus was, because if it was 24 weeks, it was ABANDONMENT!

Can we stop calling it a leak and start calling it a disgusting violation of privacy?

Fingers crossed.

But you know, if that were somehow miraculously true, they'd have to DNA test it just in case.

How hilarious (and gross) would it be if the cops were all making a big to do over some girl's really clumpy period blood?

Give them time. I'm sure they're working on it.

So it's her fault that she miscarried in a toilet. Oh, I see. If only she could have controlled her womb to prevent the expulsion of this child!

Poor kid. I really hope she gets help for this. I couldn't imagine how scared she must have been and now to have the fucking cops calling her a "suspect"...this is sad.

You had me at "Fuck Texas."

Fuck Texas; fuck anti-choicers; fuck "prayer" being part of a police investigation; fuck abstinence-centered sex education; and fuck leaving women in crisis (or, in this case, children in crisis!) with no viable options, letting them suffer alone, and then treating them like criminals for doing what they have to do.

There's an element of sexism to all the derision for Bronies. Not only are they fans of a kid's show, they're fans of a kid's show meant for girls. Fans of, I dunno, Adventure Time or ThunderCats don't get nearly as much scorn. Can't help but think it's because they're lowering themselves to like something feminine.

There was this piece on BBC Click last week which was quite interesting. This university graduate had comes up with a solution to this probably of attaching a tiny pouch to the corner of the packet which contained a ridged piece of plastic covered by a gelatin solution. The gelatin solution is designed to have the…